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Offline FatalXception
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« on: April 13, 2006, 10:13:19 AM »
If only he could have died, he would be a shoe-in

Seriously.... you gotta pray his pant-fire burned his little men makers so that he won\'t reproduce.
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« Reply #1 on: April 13, 2006, 10:33:52 AM »
Police were called to the hospital to investigate the incident and later learned that the 17-year-old spilled gas on his pants while siphoning gas. He then used a lighter to try to determine how wet his pants were and set himself of fire, Hague said.  :laughing:

thats something you see in a movie
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« Reply #2 on: April 13, 2006, 01:55:15 PM »
lol it reminds me of zoolander :laughing:
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« Reply #3 on: April 13, 2006, 03:26:48 PM »
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Police were called to the hospital to investigate the incident and later learned that the 17-year-old spilled gas on his pants while siphoning gas. He then used a lighter to try to determine how wet his pants were and set himself of fire, Hague said.  :laughing:

thats something you see in a movie


That was so funny I had to read it outloud to my roommate.
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« Reply #4 on: April 13, 2006, 03:58:55 PM »
made me laugh
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« Reply #5 on: April 13, 2006, 05:11:01 PM »
got off easy...he deserved to burn to death.
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« Reply #6 on: April 13, 2006, 05:38:22 PM »
hahahah thats so funny while it shouldnt have been :laughing:
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« Reply #7 on: April 14, 2006, 12:43:21 PM »
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hahahah thats so funny while it shouldnt have been :laughing:


True that. I dunno if that\'s true though. Wouldn\'t it be on other news things? I showed it to my friend and he said some places make up news without people\'s names to get readers. Not sure if that\'s true.....or legal. Either way, it was a good read.
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« Reply #8 on: April 14, 2006, 12:49:09 PM »
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True that. I dunno if that\'s true though. Wouldn\'t it be on other news things? I showed it to my friend and he said some places make up news without people\'s names to get readers. Not sure if that\'s true.....or legal. Either way, it was a good read.


the kid lives in wyoming. Whats there to do besides light yourself on fire?

they probably keep it anonymous to keep the persons privacy..or else people like me would be making fun of him outside his door.

Its not THAT important to have a nation-wide report of a 16 year old lighting themselves on fire, unless its a super slow news day and all you have is reports of a leprechan.
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« Reply #9 on: April 14, 2006, 12:51:03 PM »
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the kid lives in wyoming. Whats there to do besides light yourself on fire?

they probably keep it anonymous to keep the persons privacy..or else people like me would be making fun of him outside his door.


I don\'t think we have to worry about people making fun of him outside his door, lol. I\'m sure everyone in that kids town knows who he is and what he did. You can\'t exactly hide setting yourself on fire.
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« Reply #10 on: April 14, 2006, 02:21:14 PM »
anyone notice the name of the gas station this happened at?
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