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« Reply #30 on: April 13, 2006, 09:49:47 AM »
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You didn\'t mention Denmark. I\'ll sue.


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As described in the Constitution of Denmark, ยง eighty one, Denmark has mandatory service for all able men. Normal service is four months, and is normally served by men in the age of eighteen to twenty seven. Some special services will take longer. Danish men will typically receive a letter around the time of their 18th birthday, asking when their current education (if any) ends, and some time later, depending on when, they will receive a notice on when to attend to the draft office to be tested physically and psychologically. However some may be deemed unfit for service and not be required to show up.

Even if a person is deemed fit, or partially fit for service, he may avoid having to serve if he draws a high enough number randomly. Persons who are deemed partly fit for service will however be placed lower than those who are deemed fit for service, and therefore have a very low chance of being drafted. Men deemed fit can be called upon for service until their 50th birthday in case of national crisis, regardless of whether normal conscription has been served. This right is very rarely exercised by Danish authorities.

Conscientious objectors can choose to instead serve six months in a non-military position, for example in Redningsberedskabet (dealing with non-military disasters like fires, flood, pollution, etc.) or foreign aid work in a third world country.
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« Reply #31 on: April 13, 2006, 09:53:46 AM »
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Men deemed fit can be called upon for service until their 50th birthday in case of national crisis

now that shit wouldnt fly in america.
"one republic, under god" seems to have changed to "not my fucking problem"
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« Reply #32 on: April 13, 2006, 10:02:22 AM »
"not my fucking problem, and also, send over some money and militairy aid for my fucking problems!"
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« Reply #33 on: April 13, 2006, 10:50:51 AM »
talking on a civilian level

most americans want nothing to do with canucks, except for someone to beat on in hockey, and cheap currency exchange.
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« Reply #34 on: April 13, 2006, 11:02:42 AM »
Pfff, they wish they could beat on us with hockey (which they should be able to with the population difference).  With the economies going the way they are, it won\'t be long before we\'re at a 1:1 ratio too (damn).
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« Reply #35 on: April 13, 2006, 06:49:26 PM »
i hope so

canadian beer > american
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« Reply #36 on: April 14, 2006, 06:48:31 AM »
mandatory miltary service?..been there done that...try livin in newark new jerz, for a few months,...in the summertime...s**t is off the scale!...ahhh but you do get a sense of satisfaction after bustin\' a cap in some fool\'s ass then go to emergency and laugh your ass off when he\'s sittin there with a big - ass X bandage on his ass...:fro:

then again those cowards in tha hood can\'t compare to those suicide bombers that you\'ll likely meet overseas...meh voluntary miltary service works just fine for me,..sheeit just send a couple of those mass murderers and lifers in prison down to iraq,...let them shine in that arena...then again the convicts themselves might turn against the american troops and start shootin at them or worse join sides with the enemy....naw scratch that idea...
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« Reply #37 on: April 14, 2006, 09:51:19 AM »
Are you stoned?
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« Reply #38 on: April 14, 2006, 10:55:49 AM »
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Are you stoned?
Looks like it.

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« Reply #39 on: April 14, 2006, 09:54:23 PM »
stoned?...heh heh...i haven\'t gotten lifted since 01,...i made those statements coming off of night shift, so i was kinda out of it...:p
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« Reply #40 on: April 15, 2006, 10:51:20 AM »
did anyone watch lost?
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« Reply #41 on: April 15, 2006, 10:53:55 AM »
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i hope so

canadian beer > american


I don\'t know about that...if you mean miller & budweiser, then yeah, duh.

but there are plenty of great beers brewed here. Sierra nevada, lost coast, Stone, Flying Bison........ Labbat Blue & molson are made just like budweiser...
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« Reply #42 on: April 15, 2006, 11:23:29 AM »
I\'ve always liked Sam Adams and Yeungling. Good American beers :)
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« Reply #43 on: April 15, 2006, 10:03:04 PM »
Labbatt Blue and Molson are not \'good\' Canadian Beers.

Depending on your taste, try Kokanee, Moosehead, Rickard\'s Red, Sleeman Honey Brown....

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