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Offline Paul2

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« on: September 13, 2009, 10:38:43 PM »
I got this joke from a different forum.  Thought I share it here.



Apple Does It Again

Apple Computer has announced that it has developed a computer chip
that can store and play high fidelity music in women\'s breast implants.

The iTit will cost between $499 - $699, depending on speaker size.

This is considered to be a major breakthrough, because women have always
complained about men staring at their breasts, and not listening to them.
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« Reply #1 on: September 14, 2009, 12:19:21 AM »
yeah, that\'s.... great...
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« Reply #2 on: September 14, 2009, 03:55:42 AM »
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« Reply #3 on: September 14, 2009, 10:38:09 AM »
That was drier than gmans\'s sista\'s sandpaper poononie...but eh you get an "E" for effort there Paul.
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« Reply #4 on: September 14, 2009, 01:16:59 PM »
Quote from: videoholic
http://soundboard.com/sb/playerskins/singleTrackPlayer.swf?trackURL=http://soundboard.com/mediafiles/MTM0ODI2OTMxMzQ4ODY_nc6YKL_2ffGOk.mp3&vol=70&action=stop&title=Crickets - Georgia, U.S." />http://soundboard.com/sb/playerskins/singleTrackPlayer.swf?trackURL=http://soundboard.com/mediafiles/MTM0ODI2OTMxMzQ4ODY_nc6YKL_2ffGOk.mp3&vol=70&action=stop&title=Crickets - Georgia, U.S." quality="high" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="350" height="50">http://www.soundboard.com/" >http://www.soundboard.com/1x1.gif" border="0" alt="soundboard.com" />


My sentiment\'s exactly.

Since we\'re on the subject of Apple, this is an oldie.

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« Reply #5 on: September 14, 2009, 05:27:08 PM »
sounds like a bad Conan O\'Brien joke
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