Joke of the minute

A mother and her very young son were flying Southwest Airlines
from Kansas City to Chicago. The little boy (who had been looking
out the window) Turned to his Mother and asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs
and big cats Have baby cats, why don\'t big planes have baby planes?"

The mother (who couldn\'t think of an answer) told her son to
ask the Flight Attendant. So the boy went down the aisle and asked the Flight Attendant.

The busy Flight Attendant smiled, and said, "Did your mother
tell you to Ask me?"

The boy said, "Yes, she did."

"Well, then, you go and tell your mother that there are no
baby planes Because Southwest always pulls out on time. Have your
mother explain That To you."

[Evi]

That\'s messed up, lol.

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A man takes his wife to a livestock show. They start heading down the alley where the bulls are kept. A sign in front of the first bull says: "This bull mated 50 times last year."

The wife turns to her husband and says, "He mated 50 times in a year! You could learn from him."

They proceed to the next bull and that sign states: "This bull mated 65 times last year."

The wife turns to her husband and says, "This one mated 65 times last year. That\'s over 5 times a month. You can learn from this one, big time."

They proceed to the last bull and his sign reads: "This bull mated 365 times last year."

The wife\'s mouth drops open as she gasps, "WOW! He mated 365 times last year. That\'s ONCE A DAY! You could really learn from this one!"

The man turns to his wife and says, "Yeah, okay. Go on up and inquire if it was 365 times with the same cow."