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Offline luckee
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How Many Five Year Olds Could You Take in a Fight?
« on: January 03, 2009, 09:20:04 PM »


The specifics:
- You are in an enclosed area, roughly the size of a basketball court. There are no foreign objects.
- You are not allowed to touch a wall.
- When you are knocked unconscious, you lose. When they are all knocked unconscious, they lose. Once a kid is knocked unconscious, that kid is "out."
- I (or someone else intent on seeing to it you fail) get to choose the kids from a pool that is twice the size of your magic number. The pool will be 50/50 in terms of gender and will have no discernable abnormalities in terms of demographics, other than they are all healthy Americans.
- The kids receive one day of training from hand-to-hand combat experts who will train them specifically to team up to take down one adult. You will receive one hour of "counter-tactics" training.
- There is no protective padding for any combatant other than the standard-issue cup.
* The kids are motivated enough to not get scared, regardless of the bloodshed. Even the very last one will give it his/her best to take you down.
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« Reply #1 on: January 03, 2009, 09:27:38 PM »
lost me at the \'twice the size of your magic number.\' cuz thatd only be 14 kids..which i could totally take down. id be going to the nearest school to kick some more 5 year old ass after only 14
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« Reply #2 on: January 04, 2009, 12:51:31 AM »
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i hope they all get aids and die they should bnt tbbe having sezx with just anyone they should be in love if theay are foing to have sex not just to make money I htink its wrong for them to just have sexzx for the fun of it specially when some of the performancs are married, its just wrong. tey are givng out deaseases to anyone and its just not right i tell you i think its really really wrong specially when tey have sex i dot whach porno though so im not sure what they do i dont theink theyr realy hjave sex its all just pretendnig but you never no what they do its just wrong speciallly when they dont even love each other its wrong i ell you in tsi just wrong. wtings owting wtrong wtongs wtongs. i dont like it. prlease explaions.

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« Reply #3 on: January 04, 2009, 08:57:49 AM »
This would be me. Minus the gay trench coat. I would be wearing a yellow tank top and tight white shorts and sandals.

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« Reply #4 on: January 04, 2009, 11:36:23 AM »
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Why not give them the survey?
http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/

great site!!!, I like the way they let you answer through all the Q\'s, then say they will tell you the result AFTER you sign up.

I don\'t need to sign up to a site to know I could kick the living shit out of a room full of 5 year olds.
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« Reply #5 on: January 04, 2009, 12:17:31 PM »
Didn\'t make me sign up for anything...and said I could take 31 of them
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« Reply #6 on: January 04, 2009, 12:21:19 PM »
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great site!!!, I like the way they let you answer through all the Q\'s, then say they will tell you the result AFTER you sign up.

I don\'t need to sign up to a site to know I could kick the living shit out of a room full of 5 year olds.


theres a tiny link on the bottom-right that says to take you to the results

it only said 15 for me, but im deceptive for my size. adds even more to my advantage. better go beat up some 5 year olds to prove it wrong
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« Reply #7 on: January 04, 2009, 12:39:25 PM »
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theres a tiny link on the bottom-right that says to take you to the results

it only said 15 for me, but im deceptive for my size. adds even more to my advantage. better go beat up some 5 year olds to prove it wrong

odd

I didn\'t get that, I just got an orange button demanding I sign up before they tell me how I did.
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« Reply #8 on: January 04, 2009, 12:49:57 PM »
Too many stupid rules to take seriously.

I\'d knock out 10 kids then touch the wall. Cuz NO ONE TOUCHES THE JUMP
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