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Offline videoholic

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« on: December 18, 2007, 07:22:52 PM »
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I guess the fertile genes run in the family.  I wonder if she shaves her bush.
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« Reply #1 on: December 19, 2007, 06:34:44 AM »
Disney better pull her shitty show
its no wonder girls are all whores now
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« Reply #2 on: December 19, 2007, 10:12:13 AM »
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Disney better pull her shitty show
its no wonder girls are all whores now


heh you beat me to it,...i\'m sure that contract has been ripped to shreds...whelp it\'s up to britney to bring in the cash flow now....
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« Reply #3 on: December 19, 2007, 12:37:21 PM »
Her comment about saying people should wait until marriage is laughable. If she seriously believed that, she would have waited. She\'s just trying to save face. Oh well. She\'s a 16 year old whore.
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« Reply #4 on: December 19, 2007, 04:21:37 PM »
Boy are their parents ever looking awful right now.  Take away the fame, and you basically have an alcoholic train wreck and a pregnant 16 year old.  Yeah...
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« Reply #5 on: December 19, 2007, 05:24:20 PM »
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Her comment about saying people should wait until marriage is laughable. If she seriously believed that, she would have waited. She\'s just trying to save face. Oh well. She\'s a 16 year old whore.
Briteny is 16 years old??

edit: Oops just noticed its the sister
« Last Edit: December 19, 2007, 05:33:05 PM by Unicron! »

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« Reply #6 on: December 20, 2007, 10:07:30 AM »
In other news, their mom was due to release a book on parenting but thats been delayed...

Wonder why?
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« Reply #7 on: December 20, 2007, 10:56:09 AM »
I\'d tap it.

Then run from the law knowing it was worth it.
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« Reply #8 on: December 20, 2007, 07:42:16 PM »
This is probably just the beginning, pretty soon she\'ll marry somebody for a couple hours, get really wasted, have some crazy party nights, have another kid, shave her head, get divorced, ect.
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« Reply #9 on: December 20, 2007, 07:50:54 PM »
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Boy are their parents ever looking awful right now.  Take away the fame, and you basically have an alcoholic train wreck and a pregnant 16 year old.  Yeah...



The parents are idiots to begin with,...who lets their daughter\'s 19 year old boyfriend live and stay with them and sleep together  all under the same house?...as long as the money\'s flowin\' all morals and common sense goes out the window, you\'d think with all the drama that her older sister is goin\' thru that she\'d be a little smarter,...but then again we are talkin\' about ditsy blonds....
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« Reply #10 on: December 21, 2007, 04:14:13 AM »
You guys didn\'t fuck when you were 16?  Well, I guess I never did go without a rubber.  pretty stupid.
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