I am not short on words, so please bear with the length of this letter. Perhaps before going on, I should describe JBean to you. JBean is misguided, neurotic, and disdainful. Furthermore, he yearns to sugarcoat the past and dispense false optimism for the future. He periodically puts up a facade of reform. However, underneath the pretty surface, it\'s always business as usual. Coprophagous and egocentric, his communications resemble a dilapidated shed. Kick in the door and the whole rotten structure will collapse, proving my claim that JBean has been doing "in-depth research" (whatever he thinks that means) to prove that he has the trappings of deity. I should mention that I\'ve been doing some research of my own. So far, I\'ve "discovered" that prudence is no vice. Cowardice -- especially JBean\'s irresponsible form of it -- is. JBean attributes the most distorted, bizarre, and ludicrous "meanings" to ordinary personality charcteristics. For example, if you\'re shy, he calls you "fearful and withdrawn". If, instead, you\'re the outgoing and active type, JBean says you\'re "acting out due to trauma". Why does he say such things? That\'s the question that perplexes me the most, because his compeers often reverse the normal process of interpretation. That is, they value the unsaid over the said, the obscure over the clear.
I wouldn\'t judge JBean\'s surrogates too harshly. They\'re just cannon fodder for JBean\'s plot to conceal information and, occasionally, blatantly lie. Doesn\'t it strike you as odd that I am asking the readers of this letter to be aware that JBean bickers and argues over petty things? It has been said that his strategy is make people feel so frustrated, so defeated, so lost, so futureless in the prevailing system that they are willing to take a chance and let him siphon off scarce international capital intended for underdeveloped countries in hopes that letting JBean do such a thing may actually improve society. That makes sense to me. I believe it\'s true. But it unequivocally implies that if you\'ve read this far, then you probably either agree with me or are on the way to agreeing with me.
By now, we are all more than familiar with JBean\'s careless hariolations. The reason is clear. Far too many people tolerate JBean\'s initiatives as long as they\'re presented in small, seemingly harmless doses. What these people fail to realize, however, is that the Orwellian implications of JBean\'s plans for the future are perfectly clear. For proof of this fact, I must point out that JBean\'s henchmen tend to fall into the mistaken belief that Man\'s eternal search for Truth is a challenge to be avoided at all costs, mainly because they live inside a JBean-generated illusion-world and talk only with each other. If JBean\'s ruses get any more clumsy, I expect they\'ll grow legs and attack me in my sleep.
Yes, you heard me right; JBean maintains that either he has mystical powers of divination and prophecy or that he never engages in flagitious, lackluster, or pathetic politics. JBean denies any other possibility. For those who need very specific examples in order to grasp the significance of his prophecies, I\'ll give a very specific example: Think for a moment about the way that he says that everyone would be a lot safer if he were to monitor all of our personal communications and financial transactions -- even our library records. Why on Earth does he need to monitor our library records? My answer is, as always, a model of clarity and the soul of wit: I don\'t know. However, I do know that if we can understand what has caused the current plague of the most muzzy-headed tossers you\'ll ever see, I believe that we can then take personal action and plant markers that define the limits of what is obtuse and what is not.
I was thinking about how JBean\'s blanket statements reinforce the point that we still have a long way to go in terms of achieving true tolerance in our society. And then it hit me. If JBean continues to muddy the word "biblicopsychological", the result can be a tone-deafness, a cluelessness, on matters that are at the center of experience for vast segments of the population. Even though to ignore this issue is to manipulate everything and everybody, this does not negate the fact that I, for one, want my life to count. I want to be part of something significant and lasting. I want to defy the international enslavement of entire peoples. He is absolutely gung-ho about immoralism because he lacks more pressing soapbox issues. Already, some sadistic, pugnacious vermin have begun to win support by encapsulating frustrations and directing them toward unpopular scapegoats, and with terrifying and tragic results. What prognoses will follow from their camp is anyone\'s guess. While reading this letter, you may have occasionally asked yourself, "Where is all of this leading?" and, "What is the point exactly?" I deliberately wrote in the style I did so that you may come up with your own conclusions. Therefore, I leave you with only the following: It is morally unjustifiable for JBean to force onto us the degradation and ignominy that he is known to revel in.
