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Offline THX
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Darth Vader Attacks Jedi Church
« on: May 13, 2008, 02:44:25 PM »
http://wbztv.com/national/darth.vader.jedi.2.722994.html

Cliffs: Drunk guy dresses up as Vader and attacks the nerdy ass Jedi Church in England, hitting people with a metal crutch.

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Darth Vader Attacks Jedi Church
« Reply #1 on: May 13, 2008, 03:51:15 PM »
how long has waes been in england?
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« Reply #2 on: May 13, 2008, 05:24:07 PM »
That dude is my hero.
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« Reply #3 on: May 13, 2008, 06:17:13 PM »
a. the retards deserved it
b. the fact that he dressed up as vader to do it is pretty awesome
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« Reply #4 on: May 14, 2008, 12:03:01 AM »
Quote from: THX
http://wbztv.com/national/darth.vader.jedi.2.722994.html

Cliffs: Drunk guy dresses up as Vader and attacks the nerdy ass Jedi Church in England, hitting people with a metal crutch.

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« Reply #5 on: May 14, 2008, 12:37:42 PM »
The fact that he was so drunk he doesn\'t even remember it just makes it that much better.
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« Reply #6 on: May 14, 2008, 08:40:34 PM »
Wait, so there is a Jedi church? I love Star Wars but these people take it too far. I like how the guy dressed as Darth Vader though. Nice touch. Hate to say it but these nerds had it coming.
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