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« on: February 05, 2009, 12:29:22 PM »
Dispute Between Neighbors


A city councilman in Utah , Mark Easton, had a beautiful view of the
east mountains, until a new neighbor purchased the lot below his house
and built a new home.

The new home was 18 inches higher than the ordinances would allow, so
Mark Easton, mad about his lost view, went to the city to makesure they
enforced the lower roof line ordinance.

The new neighbor had to drop the roof line, at great expense.

Recently, Mark Easton called the city, and informed them that his new
neighbor had installed some vents on the side of his home.

Mark didn\'t like the look of these vents and asked the city to
investigate.

When they went to Mark\'s home to see what the vents looked like, this is
what they found...



\"Booze, broads, and bullshit. If you got all that, what else do you need?\"-Harry Caray

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« Reply #1 on: February 05, 2009, 12:42:03 PM »
story incomplete
Who is this anamoly we call Jumpman? How is he able to do what he does and still survive after years of torment? It seems he feeds on the hate, growing with an intense passion to put unassuming members in their place.

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« Reply #2 on: February 05, 2009, 12:43:48 PM »
So finish it or quite adding nothing to a thread as usual.
\"Booze, broads, and bullshit. If you got all that, what else do you need?\"-Harry Caray

Don\'t cry over spilled milk., It could have been Whiskey.-Me

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« Reply #3 on: February 05, 2009, 01:35:33 PM »
lol.

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« Reply #4 on: February 05, 2009, 02:16:22 PM »
heh.

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« Reply #5 on: February 05, 2009, 07:42:28 PM »
Haha..priceless.
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« Reply #6 on: February 05, 2009, 07:49:56 PM »
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story incomplete


Turns out the neighbors are ex-step-brothers. Both men are also gay and have recently started dating. According to state laws, the men are technically related and have been charged with incest. Both are in prison awaiting trial.

The newly built home has been foreclosed.
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« Reply #7 on: February 05, 2009, 08:21:30 PM »
Quote from: luckee
So finish it or quite adding nothing to a thread as usual.

lol
Who is this anamoly we call Jumpman? How is he able to do what he does and still survive after years of torment? It seems he feeds on the hate, growing with an intense passion to put unassuming members in their place.

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« Reply #8 on: February 05, 2009, 10:20:56 PM »
heh

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« Reply #9 on: February 06, 2009, 12:20:02 AM »
meh.:D

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« Reply #10 on: February 06, 2009, 05:20:29 AM »
\"Gee,  I dunno.  If I was a chick, I\'d probably want a kiss (or more) from Durst, too.\"--SineSwiper 9/23/03 (from another forum)
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« Reply #11 on: February 06, 2009, 08:57:25 AM »
the guy making the complaints looks like the kinda prick that would whine like that
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« Reply #12 on: February 06, 2009, 09:23:32 AM »
Yes... Yes he does.
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« Reply #13 on: February 06, 2009, 10:52:57 AM »
Samuel L. Jackson is not amused.
 
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\"Sometimes.\"
 
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