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Offline Mr. Kennedy
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« on: April 14, 2009, 05:27:33 AM »
What else can I say, this guy is hilarious!

http://digg.com/d1ocKr
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« Reply #1 on: April 14, 2009, 07:09:03 AM »
Quote from: Mr. Kennedy
What else can I say, this guy is hilarious!

http://digg.com/d1ocKr

you could say he\'s not hilarious
i\'ll give him credit for the effort though
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« Reply #2 on: April 14, 2009, 07:16:14 AM »
Seriously, they need to have a celebrity boxing event and get Billy to fight Vince the shamwow! guy.

Altho Vince already has some practice.
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« Reply #3 on: April 15, 2009, 04:25:12 AM »
Uhm...where\'s the funny? This guy is drier than your sister\'s poon poon kennedy....ahhh white humor at it\'s best.
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if you can\'t amaze them with brilliance, baffle them with bullsh*t....

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« Reply #4 on: April 15, 2009, 07:08:50 AM »
Dry humor is the best humor.
\"In the last 12 months 100,000 private sector jobs have been lost and yet you\'ve created 30,000 public sector jobs. Prime Minister, you cannot carry on forever squeezing the productive bit of the economy in order to fund an unprecidented engorgement of the unproductive bit. You cannot spend your way out of recession or borrow your way out of debt.\" - Daniel Hannan

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« Reply #5 on: April 15, 2009, 06:44:58 PM »
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Uhm...where\'s the funny? This guy is drier than your sister\'s poon poon kennedy....ahhh white humor at it\'s best.


pfft, this isn\'t white humor its just shit humor.  


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« Reply #6 on: April 15, 2009, 08:25:37 PM »
Clips is merely pointing out that isn\'t Katt Williams

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« Reply #7 on: April 16, 2009, 05:42:27 AM »
Eh.
Does not translate into humor.

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« Reply #8 on: April 16, 2009, 11:25:01 AM »
But wait, there\'s more!

That is the only part that got a smile out of me.
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« Reply #9 on: April 18, 2009, 07:15:18 AM »

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« Reply #10 on: April 24, 2009, 10:29:36 AM »
JaboOody Dubs = :laughing:

http://www.youtube.com/user/Jabo0odyDubs

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« Last Edit: April 24, 2009, 10:31:34 AM by Ashford »
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