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Offline capdjq
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Why Iraq is buying PS2
« on: December 21, 2000, 05:00:35 PM »
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Offline Ratlad
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« Reply #1 on: December 21, 2000, 07:42:03 PM »
Personally, I think he\'s gonna buy 4,000 copies of MGS2 and use them to demostrate stealth tactics to his troops!:D
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« Reply #2 on: December 21, 2000, 07:55:24 PM »
I think he wants to make lots and lots of cookies and hot chocolate.
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« Reply #3 on: December 21, 2000, 08:38:20 PM »
i know, they love sony ps1, so they decide to support them, since they got nothin extremely important to do...so 4000 ps2 to show the great support from the government :D
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« Reply #4 on: December 22, 2000, 09:02:18 AM »
Sony rep: "Hey Suddam, our sales are a little low in the mid east. What do you say to buying a few thousand?"
Saddam: "No. I no need game playing machine."

Sony rep: "Hey! Just remember who supplied you with all the tools of destruction during Persian Gulf"

Saddam: "But we lost bad to American. And then YOU go make machine for American"

Sony rep: "Fine, no more bombs and missiles from Sony."

Saddam: "No, please, I can change I can change! I buy 1400 of them. OK to you?"

Sony rep: (in Burns voice) "Excellent

Smithers: "Uh sir, your pile of money is on fire"

Sony rep: "Ah yes, so it is. Oh well, looks like Squaresoft won\'t be getting their Christmas kickback this year"

Square Rep: "Mrmph hrph mrrp hrpmh"

Sony Rep: "What did you say? You\'re too far up my ass. I can\'thear you."

Smithers: "I believe he said he\'s much obliged, sir"

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« Reply #5 on: December 22, 2000, 11:02:48 AM »
They\'ll probably play it instead of doing that stuff. Like they be saying "aliens are attacking!" while playing Timeslpitters.
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« Reply #6 on: December 22, 2000, 11:09:35 AM »
they are for missiles, sure!
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« Reply #7 on: December 22, 2000, 11:23:09 AM »
lately when I read these posts I\'ve been noticing that you people are very boared, and you can try to say that I\'m wrong but you know it\'s the truth, and I have the fixer upper for you all....

1. install half-life
2. download Counter-Strike from Counter-Strike.net
3. install Counter-Strike
4. KILL SOME ****ING COMMIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



and prestou, all your boardom is gone :)
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« Reply #8 on: December 22, 2000, 11:30:01 AM »

Why? Simple.

Iraq is banned from getting any high-tech hardware, but a "game platform" doesn\'t count. But we here all know how powerful the PS2 really is. It can do some serious calculations! So, they could strip the PS2\'s down and make new computer systems out of them, for many possible uses.

Or they could just be Christmas presents (in a Muslim country)...  :D
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« Reply #9 on: December 22, 2000, 11:40:40 AM »
Pretty funny how this is reverberating into the mainstream news. Its even on my local news. :)
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Odd, the news wasn\'t about PS2 sales to Iraq, but PSOnes.
« Reply #10 on: December 22, 2000, 11:46:55 AM »
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

Funny quote from the report,
"As gaming systems become more powerful, the line between toy and weapon are being blurred."

:laughing:
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