Thank you for the award ooseven
ooseven: I know give nO-One and myself (well big surprise there huh) the "Feet on the ground" award
nO-One: *his face turns red* stands up in the crowd.Nearly crying as he walks to the stage.
ooseven: Here ya go mate,feel pride in this *hands him a pair of golden feet*
nO-One: I will bud *sniff* tears streaming down his face.
ooseven: Jeez mate,don\'t be so emotional.It\'s just a pair of feet which I spray painted.And you don\'t even want to know where I got them.I also reccomend you keep these either in a plastic bag,or a closed closet.
nO-One: So yours are not real gold either?
ooseven: Ohh no,mine are real gold.But rest assured that your award probly means alot to some poor bloke out there heh heh.
nO-One: Why did your get the gold ones?
ooseven: It doesn\'t matter which one of us got which.It\'s the sentiment that counts
nO-One: I guess your right
The next day nO-One was caught by the police and sentenced for life for manslaughter.Nobody belived his story about the crazy secret agent.
