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Offline Animal Mother
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The Xbox song!
« on: May 31, 2001, 02:11:44 PM »
In response to TheOgodlyThing\'s little jokes, I have found this spoof. (I take no credit, nor responsibility for this song)


my Xbox sits in the back of the limousine
my Xbox comes in a wrapper of cellophane
my Xbox pouts on the cover of the magazine
my xbox\'s a shallow little ***** trying to make the scene
i have arrived and this time you should believe the hype i listened to everyone now i know that everyone was right
i\'ll be there for you as long as it works for me
i play a game
it\'s called insincerity

Microsoft!
Microsoft!
Microsoft, inc.
Microsoft!

Xbox is every ****ing thing and just a little more
i sold my soul but don\'t you dare call me a whore
and when i suck you off not a drop will go to waste
 it\'s really not so bad you know once you get past the taste, yeah
(asskisser)

Microsoft!
Microsoft!
Microsoft, inc.
Microsoft!

all our pain
how did we ever get by without you?
you\'re so vain
i bet you think this song is about you
don\'t you?
don\'t you?
don\'t you?
don\'t you?
now i belong i\'m one of the chosen ones
now i belong i\'m one of the beautiful ones
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\"You know back before the war broke out I was a saucier in San Antone. I bet I could collar up some of them greens, yeah, some crawfish out the paddy, yo\'! Ha! I\'m makin\' some crabapples for dessert now, Ya hear! Hell yeah, ha!
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« Reply #1 on: May 31, 2001, 02:21:36 PM »
You take no responsability? You posted it, it is your responsibility. And it\'s dumb.
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« Reply #2 on: May 31, 2001, 02:53:20 PM »
LOL, well folks what we have here is One Angry Fanboy.
he\'s  all pissy like a little child cause of his stupid response in this thread http://194.47.16.181/forums/showthread.php?threadid=9902&pagenumber=2

Hey Animal didn\'t I say there that you take this forum a little to seriously. Also didn\'t I say for you to go outside and be one with nature, it seems you have not done so.

With this thread you have posted you have proven many of my points clearly.  AS Ethugg had suggested it is dumb, so dumb that I found it and your ignorance to be quite amusing.  You Sir are a man full of hatred and anger, in way I feel sympathy for you.

Therefore my other suggestion for you is to click your Amigdila forward. It\'s a little pee that is part of the brain, located between your eyes and ears. By clicking this organ forward it allows one to move beyond their reptile part of the brain, which you seem to be stuck in.

To click it forward mentally project that you are ticking the front of it with a feather, try this and tell me how you feel.
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« Reply #3 on: May 31, 2001, 02:58:54 PM »
Windows did not, I repeat did not give me any Illegal Operatrion errors today, let\'s give Microsoft a round of applaus!!!
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« Reply #4 on: May 31, 2001, 03:04:40 PM »
TheOgodlything,
 I wasn\'t being serious. I\'m sorry... That you think that. If you can\'t get a joke, you shouldn\'t post your own. Maybe you should look around a bit more. That song was meant to be funny...
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« Reply #5 on: May 31, 2001, 03:11:19 PM »
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TheOgodlything,
I wasn\'t being serious. I\'m sorry... That you think that. If you can\'t get a joke, you shouldn\'t post your own. Maybe you should look around a bit more. That song was meant to be funny...  


Indeed it was, though it seems you can\'t read
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Originally said by TheOgodlyThing

AS Ethugg had suggested it is dumb, so dumb that I found it and your ignorance to be quite amusing


Also you see in the beginning of my post a "LOL"

Anyways it\'s a nice sad pathetic attempt at your reverse psychology, trying to play it off as a joke. The reason or nature to this thread was your dislikement(I don’t think that is a real word) towards me, plain and simple, nothing more. Again weather you truly meant this as joke or not I found it to be very funny.

PS. Also I feel honored that someone has created a thread, dedicated towards me. You maybe an angry, Self-deluded little troll but hey that\'s the way the cookie crumbles
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« Reply #6 on: May 31, 2001, 03:13:28 PM »
That\'s a crappy remake of \'Starfu\'kers, Inc.\' (by NIN) .. No offense to you Animal, I know you just took it from another page.

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« Reply #7 on: May 31, 2001, 03:16:30 PM »
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No offense to you Animal, I know you just took it from another page.



Which then again proves even more that his real intent was to try and disburse his anger towards me, buy trying to disguise his thread as a Joke. He didn\'t even make up himself
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« Reply #8 on: May 31, 2001, 03:21:01 PM »
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Originally posted by datamage
That\'s a crappy remake of \'Starfu\'kers, Inc.\' (by NIN) .. No offense to you Animal, I know you just took it from another page.

- dm
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I said it was a spoof you fool. What the **** do you think I am?
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« Reply #9 on: May 31, 2001, 03:22:45 PM »
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Originally posted by Anmial Mother

What the **** do you think I am?

 
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ANGRY TROLL!!!!!!!



PS. Just to let you know animal no hard feelings, but I just couldn\'t resisit, considering the nature of this thread.
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« Reply #10 on: May 31, 2001, 03:23:29 PM »
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I said it was a spoof you fool. What the **** do you think I am?


What the **** is your problem? I was in no way insulting you. So sit down and chill the hell out.

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« Reply #11 on: May 31, 2001, 03:24:56 PM »
TheOgodlything, I will admit I hate you. I have admitted this before. You are the biased troll. You take all my hatred towards you, to the Xbox. I insult you, and you call me a fanboy. Are you an Xbox? they only fanboy that I am, is of myself. You damn troll. I hate you. All you do is start arguments and disturb the peace. You probably are a virgin to.
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« Reply #12 on: May 31, 2001, 03:25:46 PM »
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So sit down and chill the hell out


Which is what I have been telling this guy for quite sometime, that\'s why I call him the angry troll.



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All you do is start arguments and disturb the peace. You probably are a virgin to.





No that\'s what you do, go back I dare anyone look at the previous threads, Animal you come in and flip everything over becuase you can not controll your anger, nor your emotions. LOL, and please that\'s the most pathetic thing I have ever heard "only fanboy that I am, is of myself, Weak!!!

Oh and I bet I have been laid more times than you have jerked off. Also they only way you have ever get laid is by your HAND.
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« Reply #13 on: May 31, 2001, 04:23:26 PM »
Well maybe its just me but (not out of any hatred towards Microsoft) I think its funny as hell. :laughing:

Can someone tell me the tune to that song?


P.S. Hey TheOgodlyThing, maybe one of the reasons everyone calls you a fanboy is because of your signature. I\'m not saying you\'re a fanboy yourself but you sig screams of fanboyism.
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« Reply #14 on: May 31, 2001, 04:30:58 PM »
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but you sig screams of fanboyism


It might very much so, I have been contemplating, weather to remove it or not.
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