ahhh, Teenage love. Most of you don\'t know what you are getting into. That period of lovebirdyness would be over in exactly one week on an islad with your "girlfriend"
Who would I pick? Probably my cat Mortimer J. Kitty. Why? He sleeps all the time, wouldnt eat my food, would get pissed at me for no reason, would always agree with my decision making, etc.
Him or Natalie Portman.
Whoever happens to be with me at the time
Eric Jacob