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Author Topic: If you were stuck on a desert island with anybody, who would it be and why?  (Read 1695 times)

Offline Gradman
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Britney!!!!!!!!!! :rpissed:

EWWWW it was a joke but i still feel so dirty.....

gah

I\'d take my g/f, but if I couldn\'t take her... I have no idea. Course it would be nice to have a survivor on your side.... it\'d be even nicer if that survivor were elisabeth or amber.... it\'d be even nicer if it was both.... ;)
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Actually Britney Spears would be a good choice
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You could use her boobs as a floatation device :D
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Actually Britney Spears would be a good choice
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You could use her boobs as a floatation device :D


lmao!
well if were talking flotation devides here i would take the queen of the raft pamela anderson, even though she got them deflated recently, hell i could float on her lips alone. :D
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Either Mary Ann or Ginger... Either one is good. Knowing my luck though, I\'d be stuck with the Skipper!
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I know it\'s the boring answer but my g/f.

Why? Cause she would do all the cooking and she is damn hot! :cool: :facelick:
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ahhh, Teenage love. Most of you don\'t know what you are getting into. That period of lovebirdyness would be over in exactly one week on an islad with your "girlfriend"

Who would I pick? Probably my cat Mortimer J. Kitty. Why? He sleeps all the time, wouldnt eat my food, would get pissed at me for no reason, would always agree with my decision making, etc.

Him or Natalie Portman. :)

Whoever happens to be with me at the time :)

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Who would I pick? Probably my cat Mortimer J. Kitty. Why? He sleeps all the time, wouldnt eat my food, would get pissed at me for no reason, would always agree with my decision making, etc.

Him or Natalie Portman. :)

Whoever happens to be with me at the time :)

Eric Jacob
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a Donkey farmer, cause when I\'m in need, I wouldn\'t want to be out of....
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i hope they all get aids and die they should bnt tbbe having sezx with just anyone they should be in love if theay are foing to have sex not just to make money I htink its wrong for them to just have sexzx for the fun of it specially when some of the performancs are married, its just wrong. tey are givng out deaseases to anyone and its just not right i tell you i think its really really wrong specially when tey have sex i dot whach porno though so im not sure what they do i dont theink theyr realy hjave sex its all just pretendnig but you never no what they do its just wrong speciallly when they dont even love each other its wrong i ell you in tsi just wrong. wtings owting wtrong wtongs wtongs. i dont like it. prlease explaions.

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My right hand, that\'s all I need. ;)
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My right hand, that\'s all I need. ;)


I\'ve noticed that masturbation seems to come up in these forums very often! :):)
A schizophrenic patient will not allow anyone to touch them; not because they would do them some harm, but because they might electrocute them.

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masturbation? I use my right hand for work. ;)
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Lourdes, sure ;)
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I would yank along the profesor so he could make me a 30ft. house boat with cocenuts(sp?), bamboo, and vines.
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i would take this really really hot doctor, so we could populate without a problem!!!
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Well, were I guaranteed of "something" happening, probably Jessica Alba.  Were this more... er... realistic, probably Jesus.  Why?  Unlimited food, probably a pretty much given into heaven (if you talk/listen to the guy some), and whenever you get tired of the island - he can walk you off it.  :D
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