Wrestling Thread.... god wwf sucks

i can see stone colds carear going downhill very fast from here on.....

Originally posted by Deadly Hamster
i can see stone colds carear going downhill very fast from here on.....

Bah, this sucks.....Wrestling has been getting worse and worse, once stone cold goes back to being a face he will be popular again. Hell the ROCK is the best damn wrestler they got.

Oh, and did i mention that Trish Stratus is a man;)

the stalker is finally revealed!  I wont spoil it but he is a 3 time champion maybe 2 I forget

cough.

I tried to tell you guys this way, way back.

If only I tried harder! Quick Mr. Peabody intot he Wayback Machine!


Eric Jacob

damnit wwf!! anothr perfectly good angel ruined! damnit why the hell is DDP the stalker!!!!! what the hell are they doing!?!?!?!?!

three time three time three time

Here is a list of sports which involve contact with another person:

Football
Hockey
Soccer
Tag
Wrestling
Basketball

Just off the top of my head.

Another thing, wrestling is not fake it\'s cheoreographed.  When someone falls, they really fall.  When Mick Foley fell off the cell, he wasn\'t carried down by a string.  Now there\'s a difference between cheoreographed and fake let\'s look.

fake-
 
adj.

Having a false or misleading appearance; fraudulent.

n.

One that is not authentic or genuine; a sham.

Sports. A brief feint or aborted change of direction intended to mislead one\'s opponent or the opposing team.

cho·re·o·graph (kôr--grf, kr-)

v. cho·re·o·graphed, cho·re·o·graph·ing, cho·re·o·graphs
v. tr.
To create the choreography of: choreograph a ballet.
To plan out or oversee the movement, development, or details of; orchestrate: aides who choreographed the candidate\'s tour.

v. intr.
To specialize in choreography.

[videoholic]

Originally posted by "The One" Billy Gunn
fake-
 
adj.

Having a false or misleading appearance; fraudulent.

n.

One that is not authentic or genuine; a sham.

Sports. A brief feint or aborted change of direction intended to mislead one\'s opponent or the opposing team.

cho·re·o·graph (kôr--grf, kr-)

v. cho·re·o·graphed, cho·re·o·graph·ing, cho·re·o·graphs
v. tr.
To create the choreography of: choreograph a ballet.
To plan out or oversee the movement, development, or details of; orchestrate: aides who choreographed the candidate\'s tour.

v. intr.
To specialize in choreography.

So when the one wrestler dude goes to knee the other wrestler and he slaps the matt with his other knee to get the sound because he doesn\'t really hit the wrestler with his knee that\'s choreography?  Hmmm.  I thought it was fake.

I guess choreography isn\'t gay.  Not that there is anything wrong with that.

So let\'s think of other sports/events/whatever that have choreography...

1: Syncronized Swimming.
2: Dance Teams
3: Ballet (Falls under Dance, but didn\'t want anyone thinking I forgot them)
4: Harlem Globetrotters
5: Marching Band (Dang, I was in the band too.  Why me???????)
6: Precision Flying (OK, can I nix this one?  This really does take balls)


That\'s about all I can think of now on the clock.  Gotta go back to work.

billy gun it is fake to some extent , even though i argue against the people that openly call it fake , you cant say none of it is ill list the fake stuff , i might have already but i dont remember ,
1. tables
2. Announcing ( stage not 20 feet )
3. Tombstone
4. Cage face Grinds
5. Person flying face first into cage
6. going through top of sell ( Middle spot weak not sure about mick vs. taker )
7. Dazed , Stunned , And knocked appearance.
8. SOME injuries
9. Storyline
10. Some weapon hits
         a. Sledge Hammer
         b. Belt ( not really faked but person slides down befor hit )
         c. Steve Blackmans 2 karate sticks ( whatever they called )
11. Irish Whips ( The illusion of the person being thrown at full force )
12. Face against Announcing Table/ Stairs / Gaurdrail.


that sums it up for fake now ill list Real.

1. Choke Slam
2. Powerbomb
3. Figure Four
4.Tazzplex
5. all suplexs
6. Chair Shots
7. Kendo Stick shots ( Kendo Sticks not that strong in middle to break , maybe means fake )
8.Foley off cell
9. Chokeclam from taker to HHH on concrete
10. Royal Rumble \'99 HH vs. Mick foley , multiple injuries.
11. HHH leg injurie
12. Daren Drozden ( Droz ) injured his neck and became paralized when d\'lo brown made a mistake in a match.
13. Altough not while wrestling Owen hart was killed when he was being lowerd down to the ring when his harness broke sending him falling to his death
14. High-Flying moves ( senton bomb , monsult , etc...)


theres alot more but thats all i can think of at the moment.

Videoholic- When a wrestler falls off a cage does he really fall or is he being guided down by an invisible rope?  When a wrestler hits a suplex are, is he really hitting a suplex or are we imagining the whole thing.  When a wrestler gets on the top rope, is he really there or is it a figment of our imagination?  When a wreslter gets thrown into the ropes, is he really touching those ropes or is that fake too?

This whole wrestling is "gay" is your typical stereotype.  The whole Idea that wrestling is fake, is purely false by counterexamples.

Wrestling is real.  TV shows are real.  There is no fake, I\'m not going to turn on Saturday Night Live and see, "this is a fake show" because if it was fake, where is the real show?  Are those wrestlers real? yes. Are their characters real? Yes, if they weren\'t where are they?

So you see wrestling is real, but what we see is called \'Storylines\'.  So todays lesson is complete.  I have taught all of you.  Oh wait, are you people wven real, no your all fake, so who am I talking to?

another thing , ethugg , you call footbal players gay, im not gonna use the f word to talk to you caus i would like to stay on good turms witht he admins....

I play football ethugg , football is a real sport practice is evry day you run evry day hit sleda evryday , practice plays evryday . how dare you call athletes as hard working as footbal players "queer"! i would like to see you play fottball you could come to my school and play and see how long you last , practice evry day in 70 degree weather in pads , a helmet that hurts , for 3 months evry day , you gotta memorize the play book , you gotta get mentaly prepared to get the  bruised evry single play and to remember what to dot he next , to not screw up , you gotta train , run , lift wieghts , and you call football players qeer?? well listen you are saying this on a forums on the internet , whens the last time you did anything physicle? i bet  your thumb mucels are strong now after pressing your damn stupid X button so may times! so befor you go insulting other people think about what youve done in your life that could be held even as an acomplishment that would be aboout 1/20 the effort it takes to play football.

[videoholic]

Wrestling is real.  You\'re right.  It\'s just a tv show.  Just like in say Friends, Chandler punches Phoebe.  I would say, "Awe, that was fake."  But you are correct though.  If Chandler jumped off the couch and hit the floor I would say, "Man he really did that."  But when he screams in agony cause he hurt himself I would say, "Awe, he\'s faking it."

Don\'t worry about what I think.  If you are happy with it have fun with it.  I don\'t really care.  I just wanted to chime in on one point earlier.  I didn\'t really want to get cought up in whether it\'s real or fake.  Although it is fake..  heh..  Had to get that last jab in..

[Living-In-Clip]

Does it really matter if it is fake? If you enjoy it, that is what matters. I personally cannot watch it, because when they are "hitting" each other, it looks fake to me. You can tell they are not hitting each other, so it ruins the \'mood\' for me. I have no doubt that when they are doin\' suplexes or when they jump from the ring they can and do get hurt sometimes.

To sum it up, I view wrestling as a soap opera for males. It has the violence, the cheesey storylines and the love affairs. Is there anything wrong with that? No. But, not everyone can enjoy it.

It certainly isn\'t "queer" though.

Wow Living In Clip just summed up everything I was about to say in his last post.. I guess taht leaves me nothing to say but if you think it\'s fake, then dont watch it, if you think its real, then watch if you like.

Let me preface this post by saying that I don\'t have anything against wrestling and its fans, I just found these pics funny. With that said: