The Fast and The Furious: My Review.

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Originally posted by DaRkGaMeR




Is this a PERSONAL OPIPION forum??? **** your all a bunch of haters anyway......The movie mainly was to get those who like IMPORT CARS with a massive amounts of Modifications and ****. So, that is the who the movie is supposed to be aimed toward, this movie is not a teeny bopper movie, FAR from it. Sherk looks stupid as ****....I mean sure the animation looks great and all, but WHO really gives a **** about that ****??? So what No storyline and Bad acting, SO ****ING WHAT.....I wonder...What did you think of Gone in 60??

Okay here. You never seen Shrek, yet you trash it? Because it is aimed at a younger auidence? Anyone who has seen Shrek knows that it has jokes for the mature auidence also but done in a stylish manner..

Fast and Furious or whatever, in my opinion was poorly acted, cliche\' and boring. This is personal opinion. You don\'t have to get all pissy about it.

By the way -- Gone in sixty seconds was trash also. Also we are not a bunch of "haters"...

Originally posted by Lavan
Worst movie I have seen since the independent movie \'Screamers\'. Absolute sh!t, the only thing worse than the acting was the script;

"What\'s he gonna run the car on, hopes and dreams?"

"Gee, you were the last person I ever expect to see here."

"Nice crib chief!"

"Yo, dog, why did you bring the buster here?" (I almost died with that one)

I could have written a better script on the can. The \'action\' sequences - gee, well lets have the car go real fast in a straight line, cut to inside, blue-screen exterior going really fast, cut to hero pressing the \'nitro\' (oooooo ooohhh) button, cut to exterior & car going fast. The only scene worthy of mention was the final scene with the motorbikes.

If you ever go watch the movie, just check out the end of first racing scene, when Vin Diesel \'disses\' the heroes car, while the surrounding \'audience\' ooo and ahhh. I\'ve seen better acting in infomercial audiences.

But I understand, it\'s an action movie. So where, with the exception of two very mediocre scenes, was the friggin action?

The car chases in Ronin destroy this entire movie, and yet TF&F was number one in North America on the weekend? I\'m starting to worry about society, first we have sh!t teeny bopper comedies like \'She\'s all that\', and now we have teeny bobber guy \'action\' movies like this trollop.

Shrek was a 100 times better than this turd, and I don\'t care if Bozco thinks I\'m a homosexual because of it.

Worst of all, the make-up people managed to make the usually beautiful Jordana Brewster look very very plain and ordinary.

nice opinion and all but the movie grossed over 40 million this weekend, are you worried about the society cause they like an action movie and they aren\'t nerds who think they know all , what did you expect from an action movie in the first place, and they made Jordana Brewster look like that cause she was supposed to be from a tough family, not just some pretty girl, and I dont think your gay cause of it, well maybe I do

L-I-C is their an action movie you actually like?

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What\'s up with these car movies,why can\'t they make good computer action movies.

Bad guy: hah haaa,my Pentium.4 is the fastest.
Hero (me ): Ignorant fool,my Tbird will overclock just as if not faster than you Intel crap.And beat the hell out of you POS CPU when it comes to FPU calculations

The over clocking race is on

Imagine it,sitting in a theater with super duper THX sound and hearing the keyboard tapping in perfect 3D sound coming from every directions.

tappidy,tappidy tapp

And of course it would also be full of action and explotions (Q3A anyone )

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Originally posted by Bozco



nice opinion and all but the movie grossed over 40 million this weekend, are you worried about the society cause they like an action movie and they aren\'t nerds who think they know all , what did you expect from an action movie in the first place, and they made Jordana Brewster look like that cause she was supposed to be from a tough family, not just some pretty girl, and I dont think your gay cause of it, well maybe I do

L-I-C is their an action movie you actually like?

1: Plenty of lame movies make alot of money. Point and case: Titanic.

2: What is wrong with being a "nerd"? I don\'t think not liking action movies makes you a "nerd" anyways.

3: Why are you always bringing up homosexuality? Everyone is gay, with you. I recall a certain thread about Weezer...........:rolleyes:

Is there an action movie I actually like? Well, it depends. Define "action movie". Was Natrual Born Killers one? If so, I like that movie. Taxi Driver? If so, check. I love that movie. Fight Club? That movie kicks ass also.

It just depends on what you consider action. I do not like pointless, plotless movies with just chase scenes or what not. When I watch a movie, I expect a plot, character development . And if it is a comedy, I expect laughs.

First off my apologies guys.


I\'ll check out sherk pretty soon, I\'ll talk my girlfriend to see it, then i will pass judgement on it. But Until then i won\'t diss it anymore. Now, can\'t we all get along, and i called you a bunch of IMPORT CAR haters, but i guess most of you aren\'t ahh well, thats what i get for starting such a controversial topic huh? I knew MOST of you hated the movie anyway. I tell people to go see it, and then judge it. My friend just saw it the 2nd time, and loves it more. I am going to see it again soon also. But i apoligize LIC and Laven, SORRY DUDES...Let us be friends okay.

Originally posted by Bozco
nice opinion and all but the movie grossed over 40 million this weekend, are you worried about the society cause they like an action movie and they aren\'t nerds who think they know all , what did you expect from an action movie in the first place, and they made Jordana Brewster look like that cause she was supposed to be from a tough family, not just some pretty girl, and I dont think your gay cause of it, well maybe I do

L-I-C is their an action movie you actually like?

Well like Clip said, just because a movie makes money doesn\'t mean it\'s good. I like action movies, I just didn\'t see any \'action\' in the movie - even if they kept the same crap actors and lame script, but somehow pasted in the car chase scenes from Ronin I would have felt that the movie wasn\'t a complete loss. Instead they have, like I said before, really crap and generic drag racing scenes with that cheap blue-screen exterior blur effect. Even the scenes when the \'bad\' guys were robbing the trucks were boring and poorly directed. Rob Cohen is an @ss director - same guy who directed \'The Skulls\'. The use of music was hilarious, Vin Diesel is about to hit the hero from behind and the song blares out \'Watch out, watch out, watch your BAAACKK!\' - one of the many moments I laughed out loud at the lameness of this movie.

Like I said before, if you\'re into souping up your cars this movie might be interesting, but the subject doesn\'t make a good movie. Like I said before, I like football, but it doesn\'t mean I like every football movie.

Shrek, like Toy Story and Toy Story 2, reminded me that you don\'t need to have nudity and swearing in a movie to make it good. What you need is a decent story, good acting, and most of all heart. Like I said I like action movies, one of my favourite movies of all time is Hard Boiled. But at least HB had some semblance of a story, good acting, and incredibly well directed and coreographed action scenes. TF&F was trollop, despite the subject matter.

I felt the dragon scene in Shrek was more exciting and entertaining than all of TF&F.

BTW I\'m strangely attacted to you Bozco, you\'re so macho and appealing.

Lots of love,
Lavan

BAH, no one accepted my apologies:(

Originally posted by DaRkGaMeR
First off my apologies guys.


I\'ll check out sherk pretty soon, I\'ll talk my girlfriend to see it, then i will pass judgement on it. But Until then i won\'t diss it anymore. Now, can\'t we all get along, and i called you a bunch of IMPORT CAR haters, but i guess most of you aren\'t ahh well, thats what i get for starting such a controversial topic huh? I knew MOST of you hated the movie anyway. I tell people to go see it, and then judge it. My friend just saw it the 2nd time, and loves it more. I am going to see it again soon also. But i apoligize LIC and Laven, SORRY DUDES...Let us be friends okay.

LOL - sorry didn\'t see your post - don\'t worry about it, you didn\'t offend me, and I\'m sure you didn\'t offend Clip, and I never meant to offend you. It\'s just a heated discussion - this is what discussion forums are for! [Just don\'t tell mm, because he might ban you for heated discussions if you don\'t agree with him...but that\'s another topic all together]

Don\'t worry pal, I was never mad, and I hardly ever take anything written on messageboards personal - it\'s all discussion and any personal jibes are always in jest.

Hell I even love my homophobic friend Bozco (very much in fact).

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Originally posted by DaRkGaMeR
BAH, no one accepted my apologies:(

Apology accepted. Like Lavan said, you didn\'t offend me at all.

Originally posted by Living-In-Clip

3: Why are you always bringing up homosexuality? Everyone is gay, with you. I recall a certain thread about Weezer...........:rolleyes:

Is there an action movie I actually like? Well, it depends. Define "action movie". Was Natrual Born Killers one? If so, I like that movie. Taxi Driver? If so, check. I love that movie. Fight Club? That movie kicks ass also.

Hey I didnt bring up homosexuality, lavan did, and Fight Club was an awesome movie, hey we agree on something

and Lavan keep atleast 10 feet away from me at all times

Screw those little toys.  They are just large "Hot Wheels" with those sissy neon colors and retarded kindergarten stickers.

This is what the shop kids are doing nowadays, when in my time, they were doing the same thing with stupid pickups and jeeps.  Does "No Fear" ring a bell with anyone?  If I see one more kid driving around in a Ford with a Calvin and Hobbes pissing on a Chevy emblem, I\'m going to the nearest 7-11 or Quickie Mart, or Bowling Alley I can find and shooting everyone!!

Anyway, get a man\'s car, like a Camaro, Firebird, or sh_t, even a Rustang.  

Originally posted by JerginsSoft

I\'m going to the nearest 7-11 or Quickie Mart, or Bowling Alley I can find and shooting everyone!!

Thats always good

Bah, a man\'s car???? what is that???? I would rather have a soupled up ECLIPSE:D or a souped up TANG:eek:

Originally posted by DaRkGaMeR
Bah, a man\'s car???? what is that???? I would rather have a soupled up ECLIPSE:D or a souped up TANG:eek:

my friend has a souped up firebird, it has a corvette 350 hp engine in it and it will dust most all rice burners

Originally posted by Bozco


my friend has a souped up firebird, it has a corvette 350 hp engine in it and it will dust most all rice burners

LOL, you make me laugh man....Try having your friend race the Veilside Skyline. It has 1,360hp, now, that firebird will no way in hell smoke that skyline. It has a top speed of 214mph, oh and Top Secrets Supra would put that firebird in the dust, because the supra runs about 216mph. So, don\'t say something you think is true. because there is NO WAY IN HELL that a 350hp car could smoke a STREET LEGAL 1,360hp skyline.