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Offline Sublimesjg
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« Reply #15 on: June 29, 2001, 10:31:00 PM »
hell let the man get rich off his scam

see i just can\'t stand people that try to push what they think is right onto other people - he nay not beleive anything you say and he has that right not to
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« Reply #16 on: June 30, 2001, 12:32:51 AM »
who would want to live forever, friends around you dying and who says you wouldnt age, you would be a old man, someone touches you and your arm falls off. or imagion if you got a disease, like say where all your skin disolved, you wouldnt die, therefore living in pain for ever
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« Reply #17 on: June 30, 2001, 12:48:38 AM »
Well, sonyfan said it best. I\'ve always said I do not want to live forever. God created us to live for a certain amount of time, then we return. I too love life, but death is a part of life. It happens  to everyone, and that\'s the way life is. Even if my aging could be stopped right now, at (almost) 18 forever, I would say not. Absolutely not. Not JUST because one day the sun will burn out and earth will not be habitable (unless we pull out something magic in the future)

but I would not be able to handle being alive while everyone else I know dies. The idea of living forever is impossible, and I like it that way. I want to return to everyone that\'s been important to me in my life in the afterlife, and if it exists, which I believe it does, i believe THAT is an eternal life. And that\'s perfect to me :)
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« Reply #18 on: June 30, 2001, 04:08:01 AM »
"Please believe me. Everything you read is true and is important. Now people do not have to age anymore."

Pathetic. No matter what Alex would say, we have a proof that he\'s just making himself a fool, and trys to scam us with something that is completely fictional.

"I guarantee that if you are not satisfied with the results brought by the Immortality Devices that you have purchased from me, you can refund your money back within 90 days starting from your purchasing date."

Bwahaha... Pathetic! And that\'s an easy word not enough to describe what I\'m feeling right now... 90 days? Now who ages fast enough to see clear results in 90 days? If this machine would truly do what the promises say, the quarantee should cover a lifetime. Now suddenly there is a limited time in the unlimited life Alex\'s speaking about... Phah.

"My devices are believed to do the followings:
Alter aging process. (Turn a person physically younger.)
Allow humans to stay physically young forever.
Cure various kinds of illnesses and diseases.
Improve health."


Nothing about immortality there. And the devices are BELIEVED to do the following... not Quaranteed. :laughing:

"My invention allows the user to cure old wounds and scars to free the jammed circulation of the body. Without Eternal Life Device, old wounds and scars do not heal back 100 percent to their original structures. Only with The Eternal Life Device can a man one day have his body healed itself back to perfect. With a perfect body, you are suppose to look extraordinary beautiful. Your eyes are clear, your arms and legs are strong, your organs function great! Your IQ will break 180! You are to be young and beautiful forever!! How? You must make your body perfect, no damage or close to no damage, in order to become the super race!"  

Now he\'s trying to make you believe you\'ll LOOK better. IQ will break 180... this man doesn\'t own half of the IQ he\'s talking about! -in order to become the super race- Cheesy. Mad scientist from some old sci-fi movie anyone?

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Do you really think I believe you because you pray me to? Your eternal life ring -device suddenly makes every religion collapse, every theory about after-life false. And at that young age, I just don\'t think you surpassed such great pforessors as Einstein, and heck, philosophers as Plato and Archimedes... They questioned the eternal life as well - but never found the answer. And I know you haven\'t found it either.

This site is one of the most pathetic scams I have EVER seen. If this would be true, there would be MASSIVE fights and long conversations about this product troughout the world. The whole vision of universe would be changed if this would be true - and whether you believe in it or not, it just can\'t be true. Suddenly it would make every medical aid un-needed, thus closing all hospitals. It would raise hell, literally. People just couldn\'t comprehend the thought of eternal life - as it doesn\'t exist in this reality.

Alex, I appreciate you for the work you\'ve seen on your site - but I wonder why every scam-site follows the same pattern? No true evidence, self-made pictures, wich are very blocky, and NO medical and worldwide approval or quarantee.

Like I said, Pathetic.
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« Reply #19 on: June 30, 2001, 05:03:44 PM »
death = scary

immortality = scarier

how ****ing bored would you get in 10 billion years time...hell...how hard would it be to get a boner  :)

erm..yeah...anyhoo, i would not like to live forever.  My reasons may not be as poetic or philisophical as Gradman or SonyFan\'s...but the idea of living forever would scare me more than death...mebbe just living for a few more years than our current life expectancy is would be enough for me

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« Reply #20 on: June 30, 2001, 07:52:19 PM »
yea i would rather see the past then get to see the future and live forever - so give me a time machine and i will be happy till the day i die

i want to see the myths and mysterys of the past - i want to know how the pyramids were made and see the medival ages - thats why the past seems like a much cooler thing than the future - at least to me
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« Reply #21 on: June 30, 2001, 09:29:07 PM »
Now I know why this is an off-topic forum. Forgive me...I\'ve never been in here...;) At any rate...no...I think it would kind of suck to be immortal. I mean...think of how many people you\'d have to suffer through dying that your close to. You\'d outlive them all...:(......:crying:

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« Reply #22 on: June 30, 2001, 09:33:35 PM »
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Now I know why this is an off-topic forum. Forgive me...I\'ve never been in here...;) At any rate...no...I think it would kind of suck to be immortal. I mean...think of how many people you\'d have to suffer through dying that your close to. You\'d outlive them all...:(......:crying:


Not a problem, just buy some extra magnets and we all can live forever!  WooHoo!


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« Reply #23 on: June 30, 2001, 09:38:03 PM »
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Did someone just see a pig fly?


...yes........

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« Reply #24 on: June 30, 2001, 09:40:41 PM »
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Originally posted by Bobs_Hardware


...yes........


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« Reply #25 on: July 01, 2001, 01:48:26 AM »
lol - After the post I posted, the post got deleted within minutes and I got banned...

Beware if you\'re going to post to the board... you NEED to agree and praise him, in order to get your opinion heard. Anything against him.. and your opinion is trash.

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« Reply #26 on: July 01, 2001, 04:40:46 AM »
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lol - After the post I posted, the post got deleted within minutes and I got banned...
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I bet he has several full time employees just for moderating the board. :)
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« Reply #27 on: July 01, 2001, 05:02:16 AM »
That was great Joyda. lol. I was about to post something along those lines, but.. it said you had to be like approved in he forum first or something. So... Umm.. I dunno.. lol.

 

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