LIQUID POOP. I\'d get the holy runs from their burgers, and then I\'d give it back to them. Ever wonder why the chocolate shakes never quite tasted like chocolate?
If I may be serious for a moment, the only thing I\'ll eat there is the chicken mctesticles. When I eat a sandwich, I like nothing but cheese and lettuce, and McDonalds can NEVER GET MY GODDAMN ORDER RIGHT.
I hate mayo.