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Offline markc111
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« on: July 05, 2001, 06:29:56 PM »
I was just wondering what everyone\'s favorite Saturday Night Live skit is. Mine is definately the one where Mike Myers and Nicole Kidman are the kids on a playground, and Myers is very hyperactive and he\'s attached to a jungle gym by a harness. It\'s very funny. Not many people know of it though. Anyway, just post your fav SNL skits
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« Reply #1 on: July 05, 2001, 07:13:14 PM »
Who\'s More Grizzled!
Featuring Robert Duvall and Garth Brooks dressed as horribly grizzled old men competing on a game show.

Speed round:
Host: Money!
Duvall:
I don\'t beileve in banks I keep my earnings in a coffee can.

Host: Education!
Duvall: I never had much of a cause for book learnin\'

Host: Immigration!
Brooks: You got a strong back, we can use you!

(Host:
Religion!
Duvall:
The day I set foot on that beach in normandy I never wished more that there was a god in heaven. I was never more certian... that there wasn\'t.

(long pause)
Brooks: Damn you are grizzled.
Host: You\'ve won some salted meats and a bottle of red eye.

Duvall: There ain\'t no such thing as a free lunch where I come from
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« Reply #2 on: July 05, 2001, 07:34:00 PM »
Celebrity Jeopardy!  (all of \'em!)
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« Reply #3 on: July 05, 2001, 07:41:56 PM »
ah theres so many.. well i can only narrow it down to 3

1. Short Term memory man

Tom  Hanks is in it and he has a short term memory and he forgets everything in like 2 seconds.  he is on a gameshow and he meets a celebrity and evert minute he turns to him and is all excited and asks for his autograph and then the celebrity gives it to him and he says " what? whats this? do u just go around handing them out like ur some bigshot?", because he forgot that he asked him for it. that one was good

2. Any of the Celebrity Jeopordy\'s- "BUCK FUTTER!"
"the Penis mightier", "anal bum cover" " febtober"
man connery is hilarious.

3. wake up america with cheri oteri wil farell and chris farley

they\'re talking to farley about his weekend and he says that he met will smith and cheri keeps asking him stupid questions and he is getting anoyed and she asks him when he met will smith like 4 times and finally hes like
"OVER THE WEEKEND U STUPID B!TCH !!!"
man thats good
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« Reply #4 on: July 05, 2001, 07:59:50 PM »
CHRISTOPHER WALKEN!!!!

Remember Stalk Talk, a show where they interviewed several compulsive stalkers?  "I\'m your little bird, I\'m your little bird, BRAAWWWK BRAAAWWWK!"  "There were a variety of charges..."

How \'bout The Continental or the song he performed Boulevard of Broken Balls.  Man that hit me ... right here!
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« Reply #5 on: July 05, 2001, 08:06:59 PM »
Anyone of the Celebertity Jeporday.........  And the catagory is, famous mothers.  Connery: My time has come trebeck!
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« Reply #6 on: July 05, 2001, 08:09:15 PM »
C\'mon people!  It\'s spelled:

C E L E B R I T Y  

J E O P A R D Y
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« Reply #7 on: July 05, 2001, 08:48:31 PM »
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Originally posted by Troglodyte
C\'mon people!  It\'s spelled:

C E L E B R I T Y  

J E O P A R D Y


lol.ok ok i fixed mine i like square_markers  : celebertity. lol tity.
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« Reply #8 on: July 05, 2001, 09:30:56 PM »
Yup yup, the SNL that was hosted by Christopher Walken is one of the best episodes of modern-day SNL.

As for my fav skit- Hmmmm, I\'d have to say Robot Repair with Phil Hartman.  It\'s on his best of Phil Hartman (SNL) video so rent it if you get the chance. :)

Oh oh and when Norm introduces his brother Gary MacDonald to do the news one time.  That skit is on the SNL 50th Anniversary VHS/DVD.

btw- Great topic!
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« Reply #9 on: July 05, 2001, 09:47:31 PM »
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How \'bout The Continental


Amen - Christopher Walken was bloody hilarious, the census skit in the same show/episode was a riot too.
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« Reply #10 on: July 05, 2001, 09:53:31 PM »
I agree there\'s too many of em. A few other people might not know of some of the classics. Kevin Nealon\'s Newsbreak and the Hollywood minuite are awesome. Anything with Chris Farely, expecially the motivational speaker. The various.. Mr.\'s. (Mr Casual Sex, Mr. Masturbation, Mr. Robinson\'s Neighborhood.. ect.) , Toonses the driving cat, celebrity jeopardy, Waynes World, Daily Affrimation, The original Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy, and of course the Sinbad episode with the Gloria Brigade skit. Oh, and lets not forget the Samurai Tailor!!

Customer: "What\'s this?"

Hippy Clerk: "Oh that\'s a kabuki terror mask. It\'s used in ceremonial pubesence rituals to initatiat the young men into the tribe."

C: "Really?"

HC: "and you put your weed in here!! See it flips down and you can stash it."

C: "I see.. so this really was used in puberty rituals?"

HC: "Yeah.. and you put your weed in here!

Heheheheheh classic. :)
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« Reply #11 on: July 05, 2001, 10:50:40 PM »
well the one show i liked alot was the show - dang it whats his name - the guy from 3rd rock from the sun - the tall bald one - anyway i liked the Acting skit that he did with - damn i am at a lost with names

anyway i also liked the BuckFutter skit on Celebrity Jeparody

dang there is also the Da Bears - Da Bulls skits

hell SNL is great
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« Reply #12 on: July 06, 2001, 04:58:30 AM »
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well the one show i liked alot was the show - dang it whats his name - the guy from 3rd rock from the sun - the tall bald one - anyway i liked the Acting skit that he did with - damn i am at a lost with names

John Lithgow.  Was it a sketch with Jon Lovitz, where they were both great thesbians trying to outdo each other?  "ACTING!!!!"  I seem to recall that.
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« Reply #13 on: July 06, 2001, 05:18:25 AM »
Sean Connery on Celebrity Jeopardy.

Alex T:  Mr. Connery please select the next catergory.

Sean C:  Uh, I\'ll take the rapist for $100.

Alex T: Uh, that is "therapist"


:D Great!!
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« Reply #14 on: July 06, 2001, 08:14:03 AM »
Celebrety Jepordy ownz!!!!
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