gay burglars

ahh yea i love burgers - oh whats that gay burglars oh nm i have nothing to add i stopped doing that years ago

Hey, this thread reminds me of a book I read once, "P.S. Your Cat is Dead!". It\'s about a guy whose life has completely collapsed around him, and he\'s mulling at home New Year\'s Eve, and a gay burglar breaks in his house, so this guy captures him and ties him up over the sink, and babbles about all his problems and eventually runs away with him.

Eww.

ha! that title reminds me of when I was a kid.

we used to call up this neighbor kid and use a chinese accent and say "Your cat is dead. he was playing in my yard, so I hit him with a rake." that was funny stuff when I was young cause that kid would always end up crying!

Also we used to call pet cleaning services and ask people if they could wash my dirty hairy monkey.

and we would dial 411 and ask the number for Menards (a hardware place) but we would say it like "My Nards" really slow.

good times.


Eric Jacob

I thought maybe they would take your bar stools..... since they can seat 4..

my cat did die like a week ago

Originally posted by TwIsTeD mEtAl
my cat did die like a week ago

does anyone else wonder why he does these things??


ok, Twisted metal, why do you post such random comments?

Man i was sittin on the toilet last night and I thought man I feel sorry for you ay burglars that would have to suck then I realised I was thinkin bout that on the toilet i would have kept thinkin of your experience but the clanking of my crap hitting the water scared me