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« Reply #15 on: July 10, 2001, 03:39:29 AM »
Bah!! I have hemmeroids bigger than that... no...really.:)
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« Reply #16 on: July 10, 2001, 06:38:19 AM »
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Penny Arcade repeats what they think hardcore gamers are thinking. They don\'t have a original idea in their head. Even if they\'re occasionally funny, don\'t take them seriously.

As for the pic, its totally been screwed with.


The controllers much more managable. This guys hand could cover most of it if he stretched his hand over it....


MAN LOOK AT THE  SIZE OF THIS GUY\'S HAND!!!:D

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« Reply #17 on: July 10, 2001, 07:44:25 AM »
Maybe the controller will come in it\'s own seperate box :p j/k
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« Reply #18 on: July 10, 2001, 08:34:25 AM »
LOL. All good stuff.

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« Reply #19 on: July 10, 2001, 09:03:05 AM »
LOL, I betting that most of the people here haven\'t even held the controller in real-life. I was at E3 second day, and I have average sized hands. The BOX controller is nice and comfy(more confortable than PS2 and GC due to it\'s size), but let me say this Japanese people living here in America might not like it, as they tend to have small hands(you know what that means-just joking), so I’m thinking that MS and third party will release smaller sized controller\'s.

See the Controller is not big, you guys have overlooked one important issue. The psx2 and GC controllers were designed for jap hands in mind, not Americans. Americans tend to have larger hands and larger ****, LOL. What pisses me off with the DC, and PS2 controller is that the dang thing is too small and tight. Obviously you guys have gotten used to it over many years of gamming, but I haven\'t.

MS  came up with the design of the controller after ten of thousands of gamers input through 100\'s of hours of game testing.  Now I bet if this was done in Japan, with Japanese people, than the controller would be alot smaller. Anyhow MS has a jap version of the XBOX controller. Also I never liked the black and white button placement on the XBOX controller, I was wondering why MS made them hard to reach. After doing some research it seems MS did this because those button are mostly for camera view, and other not so important game features.


Out of the PSX2, GC, and XBOX controller I found not one to be better than the other. They all have there up\'s and downs. IMO there is no such thing as the ultimate controller, if I had it my way each console would have 3 different controllers all designed for specific genres.

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« Reply #20 on: July 10, 2001, 09:08:01 AM »
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Penny Arcade repeats what they think hardcore gamers are thinking. They don\'t have a original idea in their head. Even if they\'re occasionally funny, don\'t take them seriously.

As for the pic, its totally been screwed with.


The controllers much more managable. This guys hand could cover most of it if he stretched his hand over it....



It doesn\'t show the side, but it still looks comfy. I always new it would be but still, I\'m in awe.

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« Reply #21 on: July 10, 2001, 09:22:10 AM »
Not to worry this controller will come with its own power supply. :D

The first picture was killer funny, :D

the actual picture of the controller still looks kind of big,
and ugly, what the hell is that green circle X thing in the middle of the controller? Radar?

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« Reply #22 on: July 10, 2001, 09:49:25 AM »
what are the two buttons in the top right?

and for the letters on the buttons... do those actually mean something or are they just copying super nintendo?
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« Reply #23 on: July 10, 2001, 10:01:15 AM »
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what are the two buttons in the top right?

and for the letters on the buttons... do those actually mean something or are they just copying super nintendo?


THAT\'S WHAT I WANT TO KNOW!  (Can you tell I\'m excited?)  I too think it\'s ugly!  But I could get used to it, if I had to.

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« Reply #24 on: July 10, 2001, 10:15:55 AM »
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what are the two buttons in the top right?

and for the letters on the buttons... do those actually mean something or are they just copying super nintendo?


I belive MS called them the \'black & white\'buttons, they could be used for anything, but there primary use has something to do with the microphone/headet thing... thats what I remember, I could be wrong. BTW, they (MS) replaced the green circle with a cool black n green one. It looks pretty nice, but I cant find a pic... ill look around...

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« Reply #25 on: July 10, 2001, 11:50:06 AM »
after lookign at this controller numerous times, i stilll see a mix between the DC, SNES, and GC controllers...

the think i like is that is made for my big, american hands....

i despised the dc controller because the button placement is all off.... and the cord goes out through the bottom!!! what a stupid idea! it gets in the way.

i hate the 2 inch in diameter x box logo in the middle of the controller, its soo pointless, unless they want to use it for hipnotizm............

Look into the X, look into the X..........
IM BACK. you have a problem with that? get in the back.

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« Reply #26 on: July 10, 2001, 12:26:07 PM »
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i hate the 2 inch in diameter x box logo in the middle of the controller, its soo pointless, unless they want to use it for hipnotizm............

Look into the X, look into the X..........


More pointless than every other logo on a controller? At least its not a cgeap painted on logo like every other one, its more comlex... and the black version looks cool. Damn I still cant find a pic...

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« Reply #27 on: July 10, 2001, 12:42:10 PM »
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More pointless than every other logo on a controller? At least its not a cgeap painted on logo like every other one, its more comlex... and the black version looks cool. Damn I still cant find a pic...


i personally dont care if there is a logo on a controller or not, this "logo" just takes up space, and "cool" or not, i find it pretty useless..
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« Reply #28 on: July 10, 2001, 02:00:51 PM »
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i personally dont care if there is a logo on a controller or not, this "logo" just takes up space, and "cool" or not, i find it pretty useless..


The controllers not bigger just because of the logo. It would be dead space there, just like segas vmu \'window\'. Trust me, its plain black, flat space, or a logo... I prefer the logo to dead space, it looks nicer.

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« Reply #29 on: July 10, 2001, 02:37:54 PM »
That first pic is funny as hell. :laughing:
Thank god its not actually that big. lol. :laughing:
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