real name Horatio Q. Squirrelspanker
hobbies playing videogames, dreaming (seriously), collecting videogames, drawing things that pop into mind, writing my screenplay, helping shoot an independent film "poolcide", having naked time, messageboards, book learnin on the can, reading Orson Scott Card, and playing videogames.
things that piss me off people who honk at me when I am driving, the metric system, people who talk and do stupid crap at movies, bands and moviemakers who get popular off of remaking other peoples stuff, PS2 fanboys (the other ones are just funny), teachers who give no respect to me, the extensive usage of the letter z, democrats, and 99% of all texans.
junk I listen to Aphex Twin, REM, U2, Live, Led Zeppelin, Rolling Stones older stuff, Neil Young, Dieselboy, AlteredBeats (me!), DJ Icey, Nujack, Richard D. James, AFX, Mike and Rich, Polygon Window, Caustic Window, STP, The Cure, The Smiths, Big Head Todd, Beastie Boys, RATM, UNKLE, Halloween and All Along the Watchtower by DMB, DJ Shadow, among other things. I hate RAP as it has absolutely no redeeming musical quality and the usage of z\'s just irks me.
philosophy Squirrels are just plain bad and need their spankins.
pets a cat, about 20 pounds, Mortimer J. Kitty. and a fish named Beta.
school yup, seniority in it\'s finest. (me)
movies Toxic Avenger, other Troma masterpieces, American History X, The Crow (The Cure!), Shawshank Redemption (best. movie. ever.), Citizen Kane, Half Baked, The Jerk, UHF, Brain Candy, Mallrats, Evil Dead 2, Army of Darkness, 12 Monkeys, Se7en, Brazil, Spaceballs, North by Northwest, Psycho (old one), Rear Window, and Rope.
foods pork sausage, italian sausage, and buffalo testicles.
strange brew.
Horatio Q. Squirrelspanker