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Offline M4
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« Reply #30 on: September 21, 2001, 10:33:29 PM »
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That joke is offensive

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« Reply #31 on: September 22, 2001, 06:51:12 AM »
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LOL, good one, but i was sarcastic anyway. :nerd:
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« Reply #32 on: September 22, 2001, 07:31:23 AM »
ah, good ole m4, always going out on the limb to make things different.
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« Reply #33 on: September 22, 2001, 08:33:09 AM »
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i found my gfs in about 2 minutes and we have been going out two monthes now :)


well hello mr. fancy pants.
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« Reply #34 on: September 22, 2001, 08:47:25 AM »
You people weren\'t ready for this. :rolleyes:
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« Reply #35 on: September 22, 2001, 08:55:48 AM »
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What is the difference on a duck?

One leg is green, the other leg is also blue.


That, my friend, is the greatest joke I have ever heard in my life.
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« Reply #36 on: September 22, 2001, 08:58:03 AM »
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This has no real purpose other than being sick twisted humour only enjoyed by demented people like myself. :D


yep, especially people like you.  man that is soo sick, the microwave one is the worst. thats gonna give me nightmares.... you are soo sick. that should be deleted for the virgin eyes of weltall..
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« Reply #37 on: September 22, 2001, 09:05:03 AM »
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yep, especially people like you.  man that is soo sick, the microwave one is the worst. thats gonna give me nightmares.... you are soo sick. that should be deleted for the virgin eyes of weltall..

Admit it, you laughed. :D
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« Reply #38 on: September 22, 2001, 09:09:12 AM »
LMAO @ M4!

BWAHAHAHAHAH! :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:
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« Reply #39 on: September 22, 2001, 09:16:04 AM »
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Now then, I\'ll post the most offensive joke I\'ve heard, and if anyone says it offends them I\'ll just point out that THAT\'S THE POINT.
The first time I heard that joke was when a German told it to me, in German.  It was very surprising.  I mean, no one should tell a joke like that, but especially not Germans.  BTW, I\'ve heard worse.
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« Reply #40 on: September 22, 2001, 10:41:05 AM »
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actually its different for all girls

i found my gfs in about 2 minutes and we have been going out two monthes now :)


Dang, man!  I found your girlfriend\'s "G" spot within 1 minute...  :eek:

Hmmm, if we call this a joke, is it offensive??? :D
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« Reply #41 on: September 22, 2001, 10:56:44 AM »
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Dang, man!  I found your girlfriend\'s "G" spot within 1 minute...  :eek:


well hello Mr. Fancy Pants to you too.
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« Reply #42 on: September 22, 2001, 12:53:27 PM »
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Dang, man!  I found your girlfriend\'s "G" spot within 1 minute...  :eek:

Hmmm, if we call this a joke, is it offensive??? :D


With your tongue?
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« Reply #43 on: September 22, 2001, 12:57:38 PM »
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With your tongue?


whatcha think he\'s talking about? his ear or somthing?






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« Reply #44 on: September 22, 2001, 01:18:00 PM »
Well i am a blonde...and I have never heard a dumb blonde joke as bad as this :rpissed: (And I\'ve heard a lot of them!)

nararator: These three girls walk into a bar one night, a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette

Bartender: "Hey! you know there is a magic mirror over there and you tell it a true statement about yourself and it\'ll give you what you\'ve always wished for, but if you lie you will dissappear into the mirror forever!."

Brunette:"Come on girls lets try it!"

nararator: So they did

Brunette: "I think I am the most beautiful girl in the state!"
                 
nararator: And $1,000,000 popped into her hands!

Redhead:"I think I am the most intelligent person around!"

nararator:And the keys to a new Jaguar poppped into her hands!

Blonde: "I think..."

nararator: And she dissappeared!!!





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