What funny things have you done in GTA3?

This game is the best!, bought about 5 hours ago and i have been playing for about 4 hours

The best thing i have done is block an intersection and create a chain reaction of exposions

also, on one of the ramps i used a Kamura car of whatever its called and i ramped onto the rail trains tracks and the car exploded up there and i was free to wall around the area:D

best. game. ever.

Originally posted by ps2gamer_59
...also, on one of the ramps i used a Kamura car of whatever its called and i ramped onto the rail trains tracks and the car exploded up there and i was free to wall around the area:D

You aware that you can actually take some stairs up to the train loading/unloading platform and as it comes by press [triangle].  Train will stop and let you get in...then take a visual ride all around the city!:bounce: ...and then, of course, get out of the train and beat the snot out of anyone nearby!

BTW, I\'ve found out I am not only a thief, but I now seem to have an "MO"...I enjoy picking up fares and taking them to their destinations...and then after they pay me my $350, etc., I...well...I...um...:shy: ...mug them:laughing:

This game is the best.  Pull up next to a hooker and proceed to honk the horn untill she gets in.  Then pull into an alley and stop the car.  The car will then shake while a little money dissapears.  This will recover some health.  Then when the hooker gets out beat her ass with a bat and recover your money.  If you do it with the Banshee sports car(found inside a showroom at the car lot near 8-balls garage) your health will go up to 125%

I\'ve really been playing this game way too much.  But I can\'t help myself I think it is my favorite game for the PS2 so far.

Nate

Thats a classic too, I can\'t wait to play this game

Originally posted by Nate
This game is the best.  Pull up next to a hooker and proceed to honk the horn untill she gets in.  Then pull into an alley and stop the car.  The car will then shake while a little money dissapears.  This will recover some health.  Then when the hooker gets out beat her ass with a bat and recover your money.  If you do it with the Banshee sports car(found inside a showroom at the car lot near 8-balls garage) your health will go up to 125%

I\'ve really been playing this game way too much.  But I can\'t help myself I think it is my favorite game for the PS2 so far.

You\'ve kinda got a similar line of attack to my way of thinking, Nate...that is, the "mark" has cash (in my case I figure, if a fare just gave me $350 to drive across town, s/he\'s gotta have more to dish out).  And yours...with the hooker thing!  Woohoo!  Ouch!  That\'s like even better than having your cake and eating it too!:surprised  You get: "ahem", and health, and money, AND you get to whip the snot outta someone!:fro:

Nice to have you in the forums!  Funny post!

Cool, sounds like the GTA of old. Except for the hooker thing. That\'s all new!

Did you ever steal a fire truck yet? Is it possible to steal one then use the water to spray everyone? LOL... I loved doing that before!

I have to get this game..

well the funny thing that happend to me is this, i had four stars after me,  i was hiding in the train staion, a helicopter over head and little life. i got on a train hoping to lose the police, but they just followed when i got off the train i made a run for it, somehow i ran on the track instead of on the stairs, i thought i was gonna die abut i didnt get electrocuted... i was running and jumped out of the way of the train behind me, the next thing i knew there was a cop car that had jumped on the tracks, rolled on its roof and exploded behind me....... then i got a kill frenzy and ended up not throwing my grenade far enough and died!!!!!



it was soooooooooooooo funny:laughing:
other things i liked doing was nicking a ambulance and trying to save people, or fire truck and putting out the fires......gonna nick a cop car and then u get money for killing gangstas ( to do this press r3, push down the anaolouge stick)

Those stories are VERY funny - and very enjoyable to read

Nothing better than reading them and building up the excitement.
I will get the game today, if it has arrived to the local market. To the place where I pre-ordered it from, it comes tomorrow or monday.

I will perhaps wait \'til tomorrow, play the whole day and then post my impressions

Ok I have a VERY cool thing that happened to me in this game.
I was on he mission where you have to pick up 2 gangsters and take them with you to
Cap the Chinese mobsters. Well we all get out of the car, we spray bullets everywhere and finally (after loosing one of MY gangsters in gunfire) I run back to the street to jack a fish truck. Ok now the damn guy in the fish truck is giving me a hassle about giving up his truck so right in the middle of trying to pull his ass out, the other gangster who followed me to find a vehicle walks right up to window, pulls out his gun and puts it right to the guys head point blank and says “get out of the car asshole!” and shoots the dude right in the face!!!! I was like DAAAAAAAAM!!!! This game is too awesome!
He was totally not screwing around, just walked up and plugged the guy in the head. Needless to say he gave up the truck! I just tossed his dead ass out and we both got in.
Man, too cool.
I played that mission at least 15 times before I beat it and never repeated that incident. It must have been one of those right place at the right time things.
Too Cool!





G.

I have been roobed!! I stole a nice car and had a hooker in the car. a few minutes later at a red-light a guy opens up the frontdoor and throws me a way and drives a way with the hooker!! WTF!!
There is one thing that I have tried to do but not been able to do.
Take a car, get a hooker into the car, go to the car-crasher and try to cruch her and the car. the problem is that it doesnt work. When I get out of the car she does too. I have tried this with a taxi and costumers too but it doesnt work. Is there a way to do this???

1) Beat up old lady at basketball court, (She was in my way) haha

2) Jacked fire truck, and rammed it against the laundry trucks

3) Jacked Bus and went to police HQ and "destroyed" some PO-LICE cars etc...

Damn it I don\'t need to be buying more games right now.  But this is the funiest thing I have read in a long time..

Going to pick this one up today..  Funiest damn things I have ever heard from a game!

Are all you europeans enjoying the American life vicariously through this game?     I don\'t need to play this game, I live it!  Just kidding.    If you all like this game, you should get the new DVD edition of The French Connection It totally rules!

The coolest thing I\'ve done so far is take grenades, crash together like 8 cars, and watch the chain reaction.... mwuahaha.
Another cool thing you can do is play "toys in the hood" when you jack the special van. You get to drive around a toy car with a bomb on it, and blow up the mafiosos! Also, I still haven\'t figured out how to use the firehose on the firetruck, can anyone tell me?

I think the funniest story about this game is that I actually told my mom it was educational so she could pick it up for me on the way home from her work one night.