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Offline Jar O Pickles
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Did you know that the human towl rack trick is really dangerous?
« Reply #15 on: November 06, 2001, 08:31:39 PM »
for this trick i use a comforter
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« Reply #16 on: November 10, 2001, 01:05:58 PM »
Hahahaha, I was so curious in fact, that I looked this trick up on the net.

Do you know that someone tried this trick with a womans hand bag with weights in...

His penis \'snapped\' and he had to go to hospital for 2 weeks cause he effectively \'broke\' the cartlige inside.

How embarrassing...

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« Reply #17 on: November 10, 2001, 02:32:40 PM »
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Originally posted by ##RaCeR##
Hahahaha, I was so curious in fact, that I looked this trick up on the net.

Do you know that someone tried this trick with a womans hand bag with weights in...

His penis \'snapped\' and he had to go to hospital for 2 weeks cause he effectively \'broke\' the cartlige inside.

How embarrassing...


Sure Racer, you "looked this trick up on the net.";)

We have all noticed that you haven\'t been around for a few days.

Hope the nurse was gentle.:surprised
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« Reply #18 on: November 10, 2001, 04:18:10 PM »
heheh well lets just say with some practice my penis can now do break dancing - you know hit the floor and twirl :p
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« Reply #19 on: November 10, 2001, 04:33:15 PM »
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Originally posted by ##RaCeR##
Hahahaha, I was so curious in fact, that I looked this trick up on the net.

Do you know that someone tried this trick with a womans hand bag with weights in...

His penis \'snapped\' and he had to go to hospital for 2 weeks cause he effectively \'broke\' the cartlige inside.

How embarrassing...



Err, there is no cartilage within the penis, but I guess that article in Men\'s Health would have already divulged this myth.;)
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« Reply #20 on: November 10, 2001, 09:28:36 PM »
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Err, there is no cartilage within the penis, but I guess that article in Men\'s Health would have already divulged this myth.;)


Well, its technically NOT cartilage, its just \'tough tissue\' I think.

Anyway, its gotta hurt!

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« Reply #21 on: November 10, 2001, 10:18:39 PM »
I just did it and mine broke.

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« Reply #22 on: November 10, 2001, 10:20:14 PM »
NOT!







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« Reply #23 on: November 11, 2001, 12:23:22 AM »
##RaCeR##\'s tip #1
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Don\'t use a wet towel or wash cloth. Trust me, I know...

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« Reply #24 on: November 11, 2001, 02:55:32 PM »
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Originally posted by ##RaCeR##
Hahahaha, I was so curious in fact, that I looked this trick up on the net.

Do you know that someone tried this trick with a womans hand bag with weights in...

His penis \'snapped\' and he had to go to hospital for 2 weeks cause he effectively \'broke\' the cartlige inside.

How embarrassing...


Ah Hahahahahahhaha. LOL. :laughing: :D

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« Reply #25 on: November 11, 2001, 08:56:22 PM »
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##RaCeR##\'s tip #1
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Don\'t use a wet towel or wash cloth. Trust me, I know...



well see you are just not strong enough for the real thing there buddy

you need more practice - jk i really dont want to know why you know ;)
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« Reply #26 on: November 29, 2001, 02:17:51 PM »
Well, putting water all over the towel makes it like ten times as heavy...

You wouldn\'t want it to snap...

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« Reply #27 on: November 29, 2001, 05:17:04 PM »
##Racer##: *sitting alone with an erection and looking at a  woman\'s handbag..

##Racer##: Hey, I could, bench-press that with my \'Mr.Rogers\'....Yeah!

*he puts it on and tries to lift it..*

*SNAP!*

##Racer##: OWWW! Oh MY god! Its limp! But not really limp and it hurts!!!

*he tries to wake it up and keeps talking to it..*

##Racer##: Come on man, wake up, your not dead....oh my god..the PAIN!

*dials 911 or whatever the Aussie equal of that is..*

Operator : State your emergency , Sir.

##Racer##: I, uh, well, you see...(in pain)..Well, I sort of broke my \'Mr.Rogers\'.

Operator: Your what? Is this a prank call?

##Racer## : No, well, see there was a handbag and...

Operator : Sir, what is the emergency? Are you in any pain? Danger?

##Racer##: Look lady, I tried to lift a woman\'s handbag with my penis and now it broke and I\'m in massive pain!!

Operator: (laughing) It broke , Sir?

##Racer##: I guess so, I felt a snap and now its limp and I\'m in pain!!  I need an ambulance!

Operator:  (still laughing) Okay Sir, try not to move it to much and we\'ll have someone out there to help you with your little problem...

##Racer##: It isn\'t little damnit! I\'m normal for my age!

Operator: I didn\'t mean it like that!

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« Reply #28 on: November 29, 2001, 05:22:34 PM »
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Originally posted by ##RaCeR##
Hahahaha, I was so curious in fact, that I looked this trick up on the net.

Do you know that someone tried this trick with a womans hand bag with weights in...

His penis \'snapped\' and he had to go to hospital for 2 weeks cause he effectively \'broke\' the cartlige inside.

How embarrassing...




i will never ever try this trick.
the angle of the dangle is quite contrary to to the strangle.

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« Reply #29 on: November 29, 2001, 06:32:46 PM »
Whats the point of this trick?
Keep it sideways......Initial D style!!!

 

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