##Racer##: *sitting alone with an erection and looking at a woman\'s handbag..
##Racer##: Hey, I could, bench-press that with my \'Mr.Rogers\'....Yeah!
*he puts it on and tries to lift it..*
*SNAP!*
##Racer##: OWWW! Oh MY god! Its limp! But not really limp and it hurts!!!
*he tries to wake it up and keeps talking to it..*
##Racer##: Come on man, wake up, your not dead....oh my god..the PAIN!
*dials 911 or whatever the Aussie equal of that is..*
Operator : State your emergency , Sir.
##Racer##: I, uh, well, you see...(in pain)..Well, I sort of broke my \'Mr.Rogers\'.
Operator: Your what? Is this a prank call?
##Racer## : No, well, see there was a handbag and...
Operator : Sir, what is the emergency? Are you in any pain? Danger?
##Racer##: Look lady, I tried to lift a woman\'s handbag with my penis and now it broke and I\'m in massive pain!!
Operator: (laughing) It broke , Sir?
##Racer##: I guess so, I felt a snap and now its limp and I\'m in pain!! I need an ambulance!
Operator: (still laughing) Okay Sir, try not to move it to much and we\'ll have someone out there to help you with your little problem...
##Racer##: It isn\'t little damnit! I\'m normal for my age!
Operator: I didn\'t mean it like that!