dammit! if the man wants to run around naked, LET the man run around naked
*pants fall down*
*performs helicopter action with penis*
*audience applaudes*
*runs around naked*
*old naked man beats me to death with a blow up doll (also naked)*
*audience applaudes*
*old man gets hit by car (with naked people inside, making babies together)*
*silence*
*audience applaudes*