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« Reply #15 on: December 06, 2001, 10:13:25 PM »
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funny you say that serrano, I can see you doing it :D



If you wanna see my bare ass, don\'t use an excuse of wanting to see me fart out flames. :p

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« Reply #16 on: December 06, 2001, 10:16:06 PM »
damn, you found me out...

Got any pix? :D
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« Reply #17 on: December 07, 2001, 03:42:53 PM »
Stoolpusher.......

I wasn\'t turned off. She\'s just a wild and crazy girl. If you guys would see how she looks like, nothing would turn you off about her. S-E-X-Y !!!!!!!!!!!

She looks alot like Jessica Alba (chick from Dark Angel) xcept with blonde hair. We were at a bonfire, and she was trashed, and she roasted a marshmallow which cut aflame, and while it was on fire she shot out a good fart that made the flame jump. My friend ate the marshmallow after that :)  .

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« Reply #18 on: December 07, 2001, 04:16:13 PM »
No.. But that gives me an idea..
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« Reply #19 on: December 08, 2001, 06:09:07 AM »
yeah ive done it  a few ties, the one that stands out the most, i was with my mate just talking etc, then grabbed a lighter, lit the fart, he was laughing for about 15 mins............he still talks about it sometimes!! lol

i dont do it any more, as my dad said what happend if you got a blow back, as in the flame goes up your a$$.


i saw my mate do it , he was wearing track suit bottoms, he burnt a hole in them
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« Reply #20 on: June 12, 2002, 05:39:26 PM »
The flame can\'t go up your ass.  It needs Oxygen and you don\'t have any O2 up your bum.
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« Reply #21 on: June 12, 2002, 05:42:05 PM »
lol, 7 month old topic...glad you revived it, I hadn\'t seen it, meh. I have never seen it, I am underpriveledged :P

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« Reply #22 on: June 12, 2002, 11:39:03 PM »
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The flame can\'t go up your ass.  It needs Oxygen and you don\'t have any O2 up your bum.
Perhaps some people do... ;)

And that hot chick shooting flames out her ass... mmm, turn-on! I mean turn-off! :eek:
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« Reply #23 on: June 13, 2002, 05:06:09 AM »
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Anyone ever really lit a fart before?

Personally you yourself.  Not, I know a friend of a friend of a waiter I once had.


Yes.

As if you probably didn\'t figure that one out for yourself though.:D

It would have been safer though if I would have shaved my ass before comencing with opperation "blow tourch".
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« Reply #24 on: June 13, 2002, 07:42:25 AM »
i have seen it done its not the fireball that you would think its more of a rolling flame thats spreads over your ass, very stupid but still impressive
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« Reply #25 on: June 19, 2002, 03:17:43 PM »
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Perhaps some people do... ;)

And that hot chick shooting flames out her ass... mmm, turn-on! I mean turn-off! :eek:


What if she was bareass when doing it? Then it\'d be a turn on, right until she had flames coming out of her ass.
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« Reply #26 on: June 19, 2002, 03:49:32 PM »
WHO BROUGHT THIS BACK? :laughing:

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« Reply #27 on: June 19, 2002, 07:25:10 PM »
I actually do it all the time. No joke.

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« Reply #28 on: June 20, 2002, 01:10:03 AM »
I\'ve seen a really FIIIINNEEEE girl in my biology class do it. Kinda turned me on.

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« Reply #29 on: June 20, 2002, 01:19:36 AM »
My uncle did it once when he was a young\'n, and I guess he singed his nut sack.  Thus I have never had enough courage, or hatred for my sack, to try this feat.

 

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