Hello

Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.
Did you miss your activation email?

« previous next »
Pages: 1 [2]

Author Topic: Greatest. Article. Ever.  (Read 825 times)

Offline nO-One

  • Legendary Member
  • ******
  • Posts: 5772
  • Karma: +10/-0
Greatest. Article. Ever.
« Reply #15 on: January 10, 2002, 11:54:23 AM »
Quote
Originally posted by Majin Prince
:eek: that dood is sick!!! next thing you know he is going to start giving the chimp a blowjob!

He\'ll do what he has to man, if the chimp isn\'t on the mood he\'ll just have to do what ever he can to get that lifemaking fluid.

:p
Logged
I recently discovered that my ass is the key to the universe.....now I must fight to protect my ass from those who might abuse it!!!
Offline luckee
  • Resident Pimp
  • Legendary Member
  • ******
  • Posts: 7503
  • Karma: +10/-0
    • http://
Greatest. Article. Ever.
« Reply #16 on: January 10, 2002, 11:59:01 AM »
and I thought being a jizz mopper at a peep show to be pretty bad
Logged
\"Booze, broads, and bullshit. If you got all that, what else do you need?\"-Harry Caray

Don\'t cry over spilled milk., It could have been Whiskey.-Me

A free people ought not only to be armed and disciplined, but they should have sufficient arms and ammunition to maintain a status of independence from any who might attempt to abuse them, which would include their own government.-George Washington
Offline Starr
  • Sr. Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 455
  • Karma: +10/-0
    • http://www.xprofile.net/view.php?user=38525&rn=BabyThuglet&direct=1+
Greatest. Article. Ever.
« Reply #17 on: January 10, 2002, 12:49:31 PM »
Oh my God!  That article is sick! Poor guy...
Logged
~\"Officer I swear to drunk I\'m not god.\"~ ^_^
*~*Starr*~*
Offline fastson
  • Keyser Söze
  • Legendary Member
  • ******
  • Posts: 7080
  • Karma: +10/-0
    • http://
Greatest. Article. Ever.
« Reply #18 on: January 10, 2002, 04:23:57 PM »
:eek:
Thats my dreamjob!
Logged
\"Behold, my son, with how little wisdom the world is governed\"
-Axel Oxenstierna 1648
Offline SwifDi
  • Legendary Member
  • ******
  • Posts: 9620
  • Karma: +10/-0
Greatest. Article. Ever.
« Reply #19 on: January 10, 2002, 04:28:42 PM »
You guys see the Andy **** Show where he plays a "Endangered Species Preservist"?

He "excites" like 100 endangered species to keep their sperm and them alive. It\'s funny.

EDIT: Okay this censorship is getting pathetic I mean, "Di_ck" is the dude\'s name. Wow this place is tight.
Logged
Offline ddaryl
  • He shoots, He scores
  • Legendary Member
  • ******
  • Posts: 4377
  • Karma: +10/-0
    • http://
Greatest. Article. Ever.
« Reply #20 on: January 10, 2002, 05:44:35 PM »
It takes a real man to admit that this is what he does for a living.

I wonder how his "real dates" go when they ask him what he does for a living. I mean this question usually pops up when the salad is being served at a nice restaurant. It probably doesn\'t help matters if his dates orders Blue Cheese or Creamy Ranch dressing
Logged


Offline Solid Snake 88
  • 1337 h4x0r
  • Legendary Member
  • ******
  • Posts: 2883
  • Karma: +10/-0
    • http://www.gamerforge.net
Greatest. Article. Ever.
« Reply #21 on: January 10, 2002, 07:25:52 PM »
OH
MY
GOD





*what follows is text from an ICQ conversation with a friend of mine*

Quote

Solid Snake 88(19:07 PM) :
oh
Solid Snake 88(19:07 PM) :
my
Solid Snake 88(19:07 PM) :
god
Solid Snake 88(19:07 PM) :
read this, NOW
Solid Snake 88(19:07 PM) :
http://www.psx2central.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=17653
Renegade[CSR](19:08 PM) :
i dont want to read
Renegade[CSR](19:10 PM) :
collecting + sperm=something bad
Renegade[CSR](19:10 PM) :
eew this is sifck
Solid Snake 88(19:12 PM) :
read the replies
Renegade[CSR](19:12 PM) :
no
Solid Snake 88(19:12 PM) :
AHAHA! I love this place!
Renegade[CSR](19:12 PM) :
its sick
Solid Snake 88(19:12 PM) :
yes its very sick
Solid Snake 88(19:12 PM) :
omg
Solid Snake 88(19:13 PM) :
thats just, eww
Solid Snake 88(19:13 PM) :
i dont want to even think about it
Renegade[CSR](19:13 PM) :
see
Renegade[CSR](19:13 PM) :
see?!
Solid Snake 88(19:13 PM) :
can you imagine yourself in a job like that?
Renegade[CSR](19:13 PM) :
no
Renegade[CSR](19:13 PM) :
i dont really want to try you sick kid
Solid Snake 88(19:13 PM) :
quite literally "spanking the monkey" every morning
Renegade[CSR](19:13 PM) :
ok stop talking
Solid Snake 88(19:15 PM) :
"Applying the massage oil onto his gloves, he lingered outside the enclosure before entering and knelt before the orange beast."
Renegade[CSR](19:16 PM) :
im not reading this anymore. dont send me this **** or ill lblock you
Solid Snake 88(19:16 PM) :
/me falls off chair laughing
Solid Snake 88(19:17 PM) :
"Each time my wife initiates sex, these ejaculating hippos keep floating through my mind."
Solid Snake 88(19:17 PM) :
"the animals have gotten too used to Binatang coming over every morning to pull them off"
Renegade[CSR](19:17 PM) :
thats it
Solid Snake 88(19:17 PM) :
lol
Solid Snake 88(19:18 PM) :
AHAHA
Message was sent. User is Offline.The message will be delivered when user goes Online.


/me dies of laughter
Logged
\"Where\'d I put that C4? uh oh...\"
Offline SwifDi
  • Legendary Member
  • ******
  • Posts: 9620
  • Karma: +10/-0
Greatest. Article. Ever.
« Reply #22 on: January 10, 2002, 07:30:04 PM »
:laughing:

Solid Snake really making friends. :laughing:
Logged
Offline Samwise
  • Moderator
  • Legendary Member
  • ******
  • Posts: 12129
  • Karma: +10/-0
    • http://151.200.3.8/~vze29k6v/you.html
Greatest. Article. Ever.
« Reply #23 on: January 10, 2002, 11:14:57 PM »
Quote
Originally posted by Vapor Snake
EDIT: Okay this censorship is getting pathetic I mean, "Di_ck" is the dude\'s name. Wow this place is tight.
Relax dude, it\'s automatic. It\'s not like any mods edited the word out.

Anyways, that job is COOL! :laughing:

Makes for some intereting conversation at least. :)
Logged
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAPETIME!
(thanks Chizzy!)
Pages: 1 [2]
« previous next »
 

SMF spam blocked by CleanTalk