Talk But Rhyme!

Originally posted by Dajo4


I was feeling your first three lines
But after that it was a huge waste of my time
Don\'t try and match my poetic lyrical skills
And dont worry first tutoring is free I know you got bills
I do it for fun not fame just thrills
I\'m not here to bag on anyone
But Vapor you need watch who your calling a fag son
Pc is fuked so I gotta run.

No one calls me a waste of time,
your just jealous \'cause you can\'t make a rhyme.
You say you do it for the thrills?
Sit down old man, and take your pills.
You might get a heart attack,
maybe your just a baby and need similac.
Soon enough, you\'ll find out who\'s boss,
after that you\'ll be running like Randy Moss.
Peace out, fool.
Your keepin\' it oldschool,
while I\'m bringing it to the newschool.

This was fun, now I gotta run.

Chicken is finger lickin great
Deep fried, Roasted, Smoked or baked
Man, it\'s almost ten and getting late
Sux I got school tommorrow morn
Aw what the hell, just one more site of porn

i like to eat steaks
on my lunch breaks
feels so good
like bare feet on wood
not too fast, not too slow
better chill before you go
because when you eat real quick
its hard like a ****** swallowing ****
and poking toosh
just make sure to chew unlike bush

k im done now

[Evi]

Oh, ok...what the hell?
This posting in here, I dunno what to tell?
You all got dope ryhmes, that\'s easy to see,
But when you try to compete, don\'t f*** wit me.
These forums are great, it isn\'t comparable,
To all the other forums, they\'re just terrible.
I gotsa go now, all you homie-g\'s,
If you want more of this s***, don\'t beg me, pleez.

Burnin\' rubber, driving the wrong lane
tryin\' not to get all the pedestrians slain
Switchin\' on my boost, missing a Transit not by far
the speed numbs me, but it\'s time to show I\'m up to the par
150 miles per hour,
many might cower,
but I have the power,
this ain\'t drivin\' a lawnmower.

Losin\' control, doin\' spins,
crashin\' to more cars than John Goodman has chins.
I\'ve been overtook, my world\'s shook,
I take my meanest look, and try to ram that crook.
I force him into a truck, \'is car crumbles into a raisin,
I don\'t feel like a schmuck, he didn\'t know who he was tailin\'

But my plan had a flaw, it was then that I saw,
that I was hurtling towards a wall, I was gonna fall.

I finished third, felt ashamed,
I gave it my best and still miserably failed.

I almost flipped out, like a ninja might,
but it\'s only Burnout, a game I play every night.

It\'s a rush! (now I\'ll just go hush)

I can\'t rhyme
So cya later

Blah blah blah, that\'s what you all say.
All your rhymes are rather g*y!
I know ya\'ll wanna just be like me.
I fly like a butterfly, yet sting like a bee.
Please sit down Evis, you really do impress me.
But damn yo, you didn\'t need to dis me.
Now, please don\'t close this thread,
just because you didn\'t get head.
You better sit down and listen, if you want to get ahead.
You deserve props though, for being alright,
but, don\'t ever dis this site,
or else I\'ll strike back with a bite.

I came to bring the pain hardcore from the brain.  So take your ps2, stuff it in your shoe, and smoke some crack.  Aight den

damn look at this mess
all over my shoe i must confess
i sat down to take a crap
must have been comphy and took a nap
now i wake up only to see
that while i was napping i had to pee
and that pee it went all over my shoe
damn i hate this but at least it aint poo

dang straight

Man this used to seem cool
But now I just feel like a fool
Few more hours, and it\'s time for bed
Come on mods, close this thread.

"Edited for Content"..............

[Evi]

There is no reason to close this thread at this time,
No one in here did any crime.
Let\'s just see what happens right now,
And if it gets out of hand, don\'t have a cow.
We\'re all havin\' just a little fun in here.
If you\'re scared get under the covers,
With humor like Sublimesjg and many others,
You should just lay back, and maybe chill,
Heck! We got a little time to kill.......

I See U Trying Very Hard
I See U Trying Well
I See Uve Got So Many Posts
Or U Did That Through A Spell

Weather Or Not People Like This Thread
Its Really Hard To Tell
I Myself Cant Think Anymore
As Its Getting Hard For Me As Well

Before i go off and play
medal of honour for the rest of the day
I\'d thought i\'d check and have a look
at what new threads you buggers cook

and now i found this rhymie one
of which i just had to add
but a couple of lines of this crap
is all i really had.

StAnZo

[Bladez]

Wow!  These forums are alive and kicking
I\'m done with all this bickering
My day could have been better
Because the schools food tastes like leather
I\'m sitting here at my computer listening to Staind
While our fish died and my mom is living in vain
Well I\'d have to Soul Reaver knows how to rhyme
And his are better than mine
Well I\'m gonna being rooting for da Bears this Saturday
"Hoping the make the Super Bowl" is what I say
Well the only one rhyme I saw that stinks
Was that one by the newbie jinxx:D