Our President almost died just now!

Originally posted by Toxical


Fanta, yup, sure would hit the spot, nice and cold

Lime fanta is the best, followed closely by the original.

Vapor Snake, can you rest your ball sacks on my head please?

Originally posted by ddaryl




and Fanta used to be available in the US but it tasted like ass so nobody bought it.

Are you in to rimming????

Why the hell is this about Europe vs. USA? If he wants to move let him. It\'s no biggie. Besides Bozco there are pros and cons for both places. :rolleyes:

And no Emp, Fanta is a soda as already stated before. And Ddaryl, it\'s quite good. I prefer Coke though.

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Originally posted by Bladez
THIS IS NO JOKE!!

During the Peoples Choice Awards a Breaking News Flash showed up saying that our President is fine after blacking out by choking on a pretzel.  It\'s kind of funny but it\'s serious as heck.

I REPEAT THIS IS NO JOKE!!!

Ahh that\'s funny.
 "in news today, Bush was killed by a BUHAHAA PRETZEL"

who needs warheads, or guns.. Just give him Pretzels. AHHH HAHAHA..

ohh, sorry. I find it quite funny.

and in regards on what\'s better.. Europe or USA.. they both suck. Australia is the best country hehe.

i think we all know what will come next !!!!!!!!!

NBC or FOX makes a programme called

WHEN pretzel\'s ATTACK !

or

It shouldn\'t happen to a President !

[Bladez]

Well  everyone is talking about it on the t.v. and if he would have died headlines "Bush dies today due to choking on a pretzel."

Now we all know if it came down to it the United States of America would kick everyones @$$ in a neuclear war. But i really don\'t care kuz if Offut A.F.B (I live verrry close to) blows up I wont feel a d*mn thing. But like i said, I am not too worried.

Originally posted by ddaryl
I wonder what brand of Pretzels Bush was eating

probably made by the Taliban pretzel company

"Wait a minute...  this white powder isn\'t salt..."

-Eik

[videoholic]

Originally posted by Vapor Snake
lol, not Fantasia.

Fanta is a soda. Comes in Orange (MY FAV!), Lemon, Cherry, Melon, and tons of strange stuff. It\'s totally awesome, and not packed with so much sugar like Sunkist and Minute Maid. It\'s the best soda in the world IMO, and it\'s only sold outside the U.S. and Canada. Hell, I have to go to a Mexican import market to get the stuff.


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I dunno, if Europe would be a better place to live, but it has Fanta. And good bread. I like bread.

America kix ass too, but if I live here then it\'s gonna be on the east coast. West coast is like The Republic of Mexico. Not being rascist, but it seems that mexico is expanding their borders...

Wow, you really aren\'t smart are you.  Have fun in Europe.  Don\'t let the door hit you on the ass on the way out.

But at least you have a tasty beverage to drink and good bread to eat.  A beverage by the way use to be available in the states, but it sucked.

I sure hope they have gel in Europe for your spikes.  Do they have better gel there too?  Or will you have to import?

Originally posted by Samwise
Why the hell is this about Europe vs. USA? If he wants to move let him. It\'s no biggie. Besides Bozco there are pros and cons for both places. :rolleyes:

I was just kidding, no need for the rolleyes, since the subject had been changed so much I thought I would join in

Could the Taliban be involved?!  

My god I have to tell the FBI!!

Noone eat pretzels for the love of GOD.  

Damn Taliban, they take away our money (trade towers) our military and now our favorite snack!

[Titan]

I really don\'t see why the press makes a big deal about this. He choked on a pretzel. Many people choke on pretzels. If the president farted at a news conference, they will be making a big deal about it for months. Geez, the press. We could do without all their crap.

Hey.. Blame it on the taliban and bomb some more..

The Rold Gold pretzel corporation is a terrorist organization.

[Bladez]

Originally posted by M4
The Rold Gold pretzel corporation is a terrorist organization.

Yeah and he choked watching a football game

NFL + Pretzels= Choking.