Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?
If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how will we ever know?
If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words?
Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?
Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?
Why does "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing?
Why do "tug" boats push their barges?
Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we are already there?
Why are they called "stands" when they\'re made for sitting?
Why is it called "after dark" when it is really after light?
Doesn\'t "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected?
Why are a "wise man" and a "wise guy" opposites?
Why is "phonics" not spelled the way it sounds?
If all the world is a stage, where does the audience sit?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
If you\'re cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?
Why is bra singular and panties plural?
Why do you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?
Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase?
How come abbreviated is such a long word?
Why doesn\'t glue stick to the inside of the tube?
Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?
Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?
Why is "feel free" and "free feel" to different things?
Why do we park in the driveway and drive in the parkway?
Where do they get the seeds to grow seedless oranges?
How come there is a mailbox in front of the post office?
If we can make semi-conductors, why can\'t we make complete conductors?
Why go to all the trouble of building a hidden driveway when the highway department puts up a "Hidden
Drive" sign?
How come we can never just rant or just rave? Why do we always have to do both? It makes me sick and
tired.
If a mime fell in the woods, would he make a sound?
Why do radio stations interrupt 60 minutes of uninterrupted music to tell you that you\'re listening to
60 minutes of uninterrupted music?
If your nose runs and your feet smell, are you built upside down?
What did moths congregate areound before light bulbs were invented?
If Count Dracula can\'t see his reflection in the mirror, why is his hair always so neatly combed?
Why are America\'s parks and great outdoors administered by the Department of the Interior?
Does an invisible ink stain have to be cleaned with invisible spot remover?
If you put a chameleon in a mirrored box, what color would he be -- clear?
Can you call someone on the other side of the international date line and get tomorrow\'s winning lottery
numbers?
Can you really avoid injury in an airplane crash if you jump out when the plane is just a few feet from
the ground?
Why do we use the phrase "recorded earlier"? Is there ANY other time to record something?
Why do you need a driver\'s license to buy liquor when you can\'t drink and drive?
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?
If Seven-Eleven is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
If a cow laughed, would milk come out of her nose?
If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?
If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat, and dropped him from a height, what would happen?
If you\'re in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?
You know how most packages say "Open Here"? What is the protocol if the package says, "Open Somewhere
Else"?
Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
Why is it that when you transport something by car, it\'s called a shipment, but when you transport
something by ship, it\'s called cargo?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on planes? Why can\'t they make the whole plane out
of the same substance?
Why is it that when you\'re driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
