Bored as hell here\'s a joke.

A young woman in New York was so depressed that she decided to end
her life by drowning herself. She went down to the docks and was about to
leap into the frigid water when a handsome young sailor saw her tottering
on the edge of the pier, crying. He took pity on her and said, "Look, you
have so much to live for. I\'m off to Europe in the morning, and if you like,
I can stow you away on my ship. I\'ll take good care of you and bring you
food every day." Moving closer, he slipped his arm round her shoulder and
added, "I\'ll keep you happy, and you\'ll keep me happy."

The girl nodded yes. After all, what did she have to lose? Perhaps
a fresh start in Europe would give her life new meaning. That night, the
sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat. From then on, every
night he brought her three sandwiches and a piece of fruit, and they made
passionate love until dawn.

Two weeks later, during a routine inspection, she was discovered by
the captain. "What are you doing here?" he asked.

"I have an arrangement with one of the sailors," she explained. "I
get food and a trip to Europe, and he\'s screwing me."
"He certainly is," replied the captain. "This is the Staten Island
Ferry

Thats pretty good. Heres another one.

A small bloke goes into a lift and looks next to him and sees an
absoloutely massive guy stood next to him. He stares up at him
for about 30 seconds, after which the big fella turns round to look
at the little guy, he then says, "7ft tall, 350lbs, 20 inch penis,
testicles weigh 3lb each, Turner Brown."

Upon hearing this, the little guy faints to the floor. The big guy
slaps him in the face a few times and wakes him up. The little
guy, still dazed, exlaims, "Sorry about that I dont know what
happened." The big guy then says, "Well, most people ask about
my size, so now i don\'t wait, i just tell them straight off when
they stare at me." Climbing to his feet, the smaller man says,
"So what did you say about yourself?"

"7ft tall, 350lbs, 20 inch penis, testicles weigh 3lb each, the
names Turner Brown."

"Oh thank god for that," says the little man, "I thought you said
Turn Around!"

lol, funny-ha-ha!

the first one is very funny lol

I got a knock knock joke for yall..

Knock, knock.

Who\'s there?

Girl.

GIRL INTERRUPTED!!!!!!!

(Girl who)

Get it???? ahhahahahahahhahha made it up myself.. Thank you thank you.