Wanna know what happened with the dinosaurs? I know. There was dinosaurs at one point.. Then God was like hey, these things suck. So he just killed them off. Then he like made us forget everything.. He only gives us hints once in a while.. We have to figure everything out ourself. Know what I\'m saying? If you\'re lost, you\'re lost. God\'s will is for you to be lost. If you\'re found, then you\'re found. It\'s your job to spread God\'s word and stuff like that.
I don\'t know, I really just made up all of that stuff. But really though, I believe that God sent his son to die for us and our sins. If you want to have eternal life, you should live your life serving God. It\'s not really all that hard you know. All you gotta do is like munch on some macaroni and cheese while eating chips at the same time.
Ok, I was lying again. If you want to go to heaven, you have to stick out your tounge and touch your nose. (Hint: Stick out your tounge and touch your nose with a finger).
Ok, that\'s enough. Sorry, I\'m really bored and just wanted to get another post to higher my post count. Go me. :thepimp: