MP had some great songs too.
Isn\'t it awfully nice to have a penis,
Isn\'t it frightfully good to have a dong?
It\'s swell to have a stiffy,
It\'s divine to own a di ck,
From the tiniest little tadger,
To the world\'s biggest prick.
So three cheers for your Willy
or John Thomas,
Hooray for your one-eyed
trouser snake,
Your piece of pork, your wife\'s
best friend,
Your Percy or your cock,
You can wrap it up in ribbons,
You can slip it in your sock,
But don\'t take it out in public
Or they will stick you in the dock,
And you won\'t come back.
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BARBER:
I\'m a lumberjack, and I\'m okay.
I sleep all night and I work all day.
MOUNTIES:
He\'s a lumberjack, and he\'s okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
BARBER:
I cut down trees. I eat my lunch.
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shoppin\'
And have buttered scones for tea.
MOUNTIES:
He cuts down trees. He eats his lunch.
He goes to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays he goes shoppin\'
And has buttered scones for tea.
He\'s a lumberjack, and he\'s okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
BARBER:
I cut down trees. I skip and jump.
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women\'s clothing
And hang around in bars.
MOUNTIES:
He cuts down trees. He skips and jumps.
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women\'s clothing
And hangs around in bars?!
He\'s a lumberjack, and he\'s okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
BARBER:
I cut down trees. I wear high heels,
Suspendies, and a bra.
I wish I\'d been a girlie,
Just like my dear Papa.
MOUNTIES:
He cuts down trees. He wears high heels,
Suspendies, and a bra?!
[talking]
What\'s this? Wants to be a girlie?! Oh, My!
And I thought you were so rugged! Poofter!
