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« Reply #15 on: March 05, 2002, 02:57:19 PM »
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my favorite for \'sex\' is one that i made up (as far as i know) and that is..

putting your Willy Wonka in her Chocolate Factory..

but.. that sounds more like gay sex..  :thepimp:

anyhoo..

:fro: toot on


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« Reply #16 on: March 05, 2002, 03:03:40 PM »
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hmm..

from As Good As It Gets

the Stiff One Eye..

.. i guess you have to hear Jack Nicholson say it :)

my favorite for \'sex\' is one that i made up (as far as i know) and that is..

putting your Willy Wonka in her Chocolate Factory..

but.. that sounds more like gay sex..  :thepimp:

anyhoo..

:fro: toot on


what....You\'ve never thought about stuffing a girl up the butt. :cool:
It\'s only funny until someone gets hurt...then it\'s hillarious.

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« Reply #17 on: March 05, 2002, 06:55:53 PM »
Jebediah one eye
over the shoulder boulder holder
a chubby
and a little off the subject but "cleaning the rifle"
I never wanted to change the world, i only wanted the simple things, if this is my stage i hope you can hear me screaming, i dont want this shit anymore......

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« Reply #18 on: March 05, 2002, 07:55:44 PM »
One eyed gopher

That\'s mine :)
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« Reply #19 on: March 06, 2002, 03:16:34 AM »
Bits and pieces
Twig and berries
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« Reply #20 on: March 06, 2002, 04:13:00 AM »
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what....You\'ve never thought about stuffing a girl up the butt. :cool:


with what?.. bread crums?  cabbage?.. a basketball?

you sick little munchkin..

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« Reply #21 on: March 07, 2002, 03:53:55 PM »
What do u think Bob\'s? Sheesh, u make things sound sicker than thier supposed to.:rolleyes:
It\'s only funny until someone gets hurt...then it\'s hillarious.

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« Reply #22 on: March 07, 2002, 04:34:02 PM »
I call mine pedro, because he\'s my little friend from down south.

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« Reply #23 on: March 07, 2002, 06:08:02 PM »
sex= "taking the skin train to tuna town"
vagina= "meat wallet" "beef curtains" "beartrap"
Penis="joint"
Balls="proctor & gamble"
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