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Offline cloud345
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« on: March 25, 2002, 04:55:31 PM »
Today I was at a Diner with my brothewr and his friend. Were waiting outside and there is a car with it\'s window doen. Nobody was in it so I say wow thats smoart just keave your window open. Then this old guy comes out and says "And?" then I go nothin and run away.
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« Reply #1 on: March 25, 2002, 06:48:25 PM »
:Bump:

(God I\'ve always wanted to do that, I rule)
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« Reply #2 on: March 25, 2002, 06:53:26 PM »
The other day I was with my friends in front of some bingo  place or something, and it filled with old people.  Me, being the bastard I am, I started pointing at them and cracking up.  Well this guy came out and grabbed my arm and said "Where are your parents boy?"  so for about 5 seconds I was completely silent and out of nowhere I made a retarded sounding yell and ran off.


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« Reply #3 on: March 25, 2002, 07:02:14 PM »
Well, I was once in a shower after gym class with 3 boys...

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« Reply #4 on: March 25, 2002, 07:04:07 PM »
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Well, I was once in a shower after gym class with 3 boys...


WHY???????????????????????????????????????

Why do you do this to yourself????????????????
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« Reply #5 on: March 25, 2002, 07:18:05 PM »
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WHY???????????????????????????????????????

Why do you do this to yourself????????????????



We can now point out that he asked for it

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« Reply #6 on: March 25, 2002, 07:48:17 PM »
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Well, I was once in a shower after gym class with 3 boys...


Oh boy...here come the gay jokes.

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« Reply #7 on: March 25, 2002, 08:13:28 PM »
on etime I was going into a denny\'s and just a few moments before, we were making fun of retards. (amongst ourselves)

well low and behold, my buddy ends up holding the door for a severely retarded kid in a wheelchair & his, um, handler. 1 min. later we were laughing about something completely different, and the woman comes over to our table screaming at us, " they have feelings too, they\'re real people!" Everyone was staring at us like we were the biggest @ssholes in the world. Then the manager asked us to leave.
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« Reply #8 on: March 25, 2002, 08:29:31 PM »
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We can now point out that he asked for it
Haha....
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The other day I was with my friends in front of some bingo place or something, and it filled with old people. Me, being the bastard I am, I started pointing at them and cracking up. Well this guy came out and grabbed my arm and said "Where are your parents boy?" so for about 5 seconds I was completely silent and out of nowhere I made a retarded sounding yell and ran off.
haha....
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Oh boy...here come the gay jokes.
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Ok.. I\'ll stop now.. this thread was just filled with laughs... and strangely.. I can picture you doing that Hal.
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« Reply #9 on: March 26, 2002, 06:18:00 AM »
Just this past Saturday I went to Disney World with my wife, my mom and an exchange student from Romania.  We were walking along and for some reason we were trying to jump up and kick our heels together.  So, I did it first and pulled it off just fine, then my wife did it too.  When the Romanian exchange student went to try it she jumped up put her feet out to the side and FLYING KICKED SOME ASIAN KID IN THE HEAD!!!!!
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He went down, and there was no explaining this to his mom.  (she didn\'t speak English or Romanian)
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« Reply #10 on: March 26, 2002, 07:11:17 AM »
Worst thing that ever happened to me was running out of toilet paper at a public restroom. I decided it would be best if I moved over to the next stall so I could whip. As I was in the process of my transition from one stall to the next a guy with his kid came walking in. They got a small glimpse of my white side so I decided to stay in the stall until they were gone.
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« Reply #11 on: March 26, 2002, 09:46:14 AM »
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« Last Edit: March 26, 2002, 09:48:36 AM by kopking »
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« Reply #12 on: March 26, 2002, 09:47:53 AM »
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Originally posted by project86
Worst thing that ever happened to me was running out of toilet paper at a public restroom. I decided it would be best if I moved over to the next stall so I could whip. As I was in the process of my transition from one stall to the next a guy with his kid came walking in. They got a small glimpse of my white side so I decided to stay in the stall until they were gone.





rofl


i think the worst that happend to me is this


i was in a night clb, meand all my mates were very drunk. i pulled some girl on the dance floor, and was kissing her, what i didnt know was my mates decided to open packets of condoms and balance them on both our heads, shoulders...but i had no idea, then afterwoods they told me.....i cracked up
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« Reply #13 on: March 26, 2002, 10:10:48 AM »
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Worst thing that ever happened to me was running out of toilet paper at a public restroom. I decided it would be best if I moved over to the next stall so I could whip. As I was in the process of my transition from one stall to the next a guy with his kid came walking in. They got a small glimpse of my white side so I decided to stay in the stall until they were gone.


Similar thing, i really needed a bad dump out one saturday night. We had to queue to get in anywhere, and i was so desperate that we went to the place with the shortest queue, didnt have much time!! Anyway, we got in, straight to the toilets, no paper at all - ANYWHERE!!!! So, we didnt have time to go elsewhere, so i chanced it, wasnt a good idea. I had to break open a toilet roll dispenser and tear up the cardboard tube and scrape my a$$ with that. Wasnt good! Now what was racer saying again?? :D
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« Reply #14 on: March 26, 2002, 10:24:02 AM »
Its alright Racer, theres nothing wrong with being Gay.  The  PSX2CENTRAL group still accepts you.:D

 

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