whats wrong with kids today?

so im at the ATM getting some cash, and i hear the distinct sound of a fart pipe exhaust.  around the corner rolls this chevy cavalier
and parks in front of me

so needless to say, when i see the car i start laughing
im still smiling and wiping my eyes when we walks over to the ATM and asks me whats so funny

nice VTEC sticker you got on there, on a chevy?  no reply
NOS sticker too huh? nitrous on a 4 banger?  no reply
sweet, a two foot wing on a front wheel drive car.  no reply

*at this point, he was turning red*

i notice you didnt put the emergency brake on when you got out, automatic?  i bet that works well with yer T.I.T.S racing team.

*at this point, im fighting the urge not to bust out laughing*

so i just blurt out, "you know you look stoopid, right?"

he proceeds to walk to his car, did a nuetral drop [LOL]
and drives away

1 - normal human beings
0 - posers

oh, and team T.I.T.S stood for Tuned Imports That Slam :rolleyes:

LOLish

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maybe I\'m just a complete-uncoolio, but I have absolutley no idea what any of that meant. whats a 4 banger? and why shouldn\'t be a v-tec sticker be on a chevy?
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I\'m sure he looks unusual and I\'d laugh at him just for that. I just don\'t get the "he\'s getting it all wrong" factor.

Just one other note..

When someone starts asking "whats wrong with kids today" - you just know that some1 is getting prettey old. Eh?

*nudge
*nudge

Mm, you are my new hero.  You have said everything I have ever wanted to say to those kids...just I dont know those terms.

And this is coming from a guy who can care less about cars!!

[Titan]

People invest way too much money to try and make cars look cool and end up making them look dumb. Invest money to make it look cool, not dumb. You have to know what you are putting on instead of just throwing on crap like V-Tech and crap like that.

Thats funny mm, I like people with that sort of sense of humour!!

[videoholic]

You are brilliant sir MM.

At least put stickers on your car of products you could possibly have.

Kind of like the Scotts Security sign I have out front.  I don\'t have a security system.  I\'m a freaking poser.

I know how you feel mm, we have a ton of g.i\'s livin around where I live, called Ft. Hood, and they buy cheap little **** cars and try to make them look fast, with there loud exhaust tips, and 95 hp motors. I hate it, if your car is fast, then modify it to be faster if its not dont make it seem fast, and then blare the exhaust and not go anywhere.

Your a ****

Who\'s a ****?

And what do you mean by ****?

[CHIZZY]

I got cut off by some, ahem , wiggers in a thunderbird today BLASTING some crappy rap, rattling his trunk loose, with the tinted windows that were done wrong, so they were peeling off. I hate those little bastards. They had the car lowered, the seats lowered. waste of air.

Maybe I\'m just blind, but I see very little of that up here.  Well, either blind, or lucky.