710 Cap "Blonde Joke"

The other day I was in the local auto part store.  A lady comes in and asks for a seven ten cap.  We all look at each other  and ask, "What\'s a seven ten cap?" She says, "You know, it\'s right on the engine. Mine got lost somehow and I need a new one." "What kind of a car is it?" they ask. Now I\'m thinking maybe an old Datsun Seven Ten, but no, she says that it\'s a Buick. "Okay, Lady, how big is it?" She makes a circle with her hands about
3 1/2 inches in diameter.  "What does it do?" we ask. She says, "I don\'t know, but it\'s always been there." One of us gives her a note pad and asks her if she can draw a picture of it. So she makes a circle about 3 1/2 inches in diameter and in the center she writes 710. The guys behind the counter are looking at it upside down as she writes it...and they just fall down behind the counter laughing so hard in hysterics. One guy says, "I think you want an oil cap." She says, "Seven Ten cap, oil cap, I don\'t care what you call it. I just need one, and I don\'t see what is so  funny about it."
 
Yes, she was a blonde.
 
If you read "710" upside down, it spells oil.

rofl!!!!!!! thats soooooo funny, the last bit, just does it!!!!

heh i was confused too until you mentioned upside down

lol

pretty funny to think about

[videoholic]

That is just down right sad.  Nothing better than laughing at others stupidity.

Originally posted by Videoholic
That is just down right sad.  Nothing better than laughing at others stupidity.

You got that right. The only thing is that my sister said she lost her seven/ten cap and was heading to the auto parts store a couple days back. Hell, I had no idea what she was talking about. Hey, everybody in the family thinks she’s adopted.

We had a slow leak in a tire and stopped by a service station to get it fixed.I told my g/f to tell the guy at the counter that we had a leak in a tire that needed to be plugged.I walked up from the back with a soda to hear"Hi,I have a hole that I need plugged".

Originally posted by ben_high
We had a slow leak in a tire and stopped by a service station to get it fixed.I told my g/f to tell the guy at the counter that we had a leak in a tire that needed to be plugged.I walked up from the back with a soda to hear"Hi,I have a hole that I need plugged".

WAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!

Originally posted by LUKE


WAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!

Yeah that\'s what I said.No bootay that night.

ROFL omg now that is just plain silly hahaha

Yeah that has to be the one of the funniest jokes I\'ve ever heard.

wow.  Just wow.  No blondes in my family.  Thank God

I probably don\'t have to tell you guys this but yes my g/f is blonde.

[Titan]

Originally posted by mjps21983
The other day I was in the local auto part store.  A lady comes in and asks for a seven ten cap.  We all look at each other  and ask, "What\'s a seven ten cap?" She says, "You know, it\'s right on the engine. Mine got lost somehow and I need a new one." "What kind of a car is it?" they ask. Now I\'m thinking maybe an old Datsun Seven Ten, but no, she says that it\'s a Buick. "Okay, Lady, how big is it?" She makes a circle with her hands about
3 1/2 inches in diameter.  "What does it do?" we ask. She says, "I don\'t know, but it\'s always been there." One of us gives her a note pad and asks her if she can draw a picture of it. So she makes a circle about 3 1/2 inches in diameter and in the center she writes 710. The guys behind the counter are looking at it upside down as she writes it...and they just fall down behind the counter laughing so hard in hysterics. One guy says, "I think you want an oil cap." She says, "Seven Ten cap, oil cap, I don\'t care what you call it. I just need one, and I don\'t see what is so  funny about it."
 
Yes, she was a blonde.
 
If you read "710" upside down, it spells oil.

Ahahahaha. That was pretty funny.