Elvis Watch 2002

the King is Out there !

eerrrr welll some were

what with UFO sightings and what not i think we should devote a thread to the King !

yup thats right i want you to post is you have Seen Elvis !

it has to be IN the Flesh and REAL !

No Posters or CD covers

or even seeing him on the TV

you have to see him with your own two eyes.

All you need to do is say when and where and what was he doing !

WARNING NO BS !

i will have my BS detector turned up to Full for this one !




Anyhhoooo here is mine

when you post your sighting use the same catagories that i used for easy classifaction (i WILL be making a Data base on this )
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Elvis Sighting No 1

Location :
Hamilton (Scotland)

Place :
WH Smith (national news agent store)

Type :
The Young Elvis ( the Non White jump suit type)

Wareing shades :
Damn Right he WAS !

chewing GUM ?
Up like... there was no tommorow!

What he was doing :
looking at a Dog Breeders magasine

did he say "thank you Very much":
Do i was to scared to talk to him

Did i laugh:
Well yeah but i tried to hold it in

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Back when my sister and I were in high school, she had this friend that I found myself somewhat fond of. I went through the motions and finally asked her out within a few months. We spent the firs couple of dates at my parents house and down at the local pizza parlor (that is no longer around…bummer). One day she told me that her father would like to meet me and that he would like for me to join them for dinner at a place called Mountain Jacks. I accepted being the dumb teenager I was. Heck, I thought I was “in love”.

Well to get to the point, I stepped into the restaurant only to be introduced to her father and to my astonishment he looked like Elvis. He had the hair and the pork chop side burns. If you could have envisioned him with a rhinestone leisure suit on you would swear that he was the king himself.

To say the least, I dated her for a couple months and in that couple months the topic had been brought up and he admitted to having been mistaken a lot for being an Elvis impersonator. He liked the idea enough he said that he would probably always keep the burns and the hair. He turned out to be one of the coolest fathers of any girlfriend I had back then.

Well, that’s my story. I would tell you some names but I had better not for their sake.

Cool thread by the way.

I saw Elvis.  This dude working at the post office in Mannheim in 1991 looked exactly like him.  It was HIM I TELL YOU!

Location :
Mannheim, Germany

Place :
Hauptpostamt

Type :
Mid-aged Elvis (late 1960\'s)

Wareing shades :
Glasses with colored lenses

chewing GUM ?
Huh?  No, I didn\'t know Elvis was known for gum chewing.

What he was doing :
Selling postage stamps

did he say "thank you Very much":
Ja, auf Deutsch "Danke, vielen Dank."

Did i laugh:
Hell yeah!  I never asked him if he was Elvis, but I used to sing a little song while I was waiting in line, like "Don\'t Be Cruel" or "Are You Lonely Tonight."  He didn\'t get it.

Location :
Your Mom\'s House

Place :
Wherever Your Mom Lives

Type :
The one with those big ass chops, you know, with the kick ass jumpsuit and sh!t.

Wareing shades :
I was yeah... i always do.

chewing GUM ?
I dont like gum, dunno about Elvis though.

What he was doing :
Giving my lady friend the bedroom eyes

did he say "thank you Very much":
he tried to but i knocked his teeth out with the five sided fistagon (I love you Rob)

Did i laugh:
Yeah then I punched his face... Godamn Elvis.

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My mom has the newspaper of the day Elvis died.  It\'s all yellow and crumply.

Elvis is alive, I know because I AM ELVIS!!
And here\'s my proof, I just took this picture with my special lady, here it is:

your a very ugly couple.

No way!  Elvis would never hang with a trekkie!