joke Time!

[MPTheory]

I would like to hear some of your worst jokes!  You know, the ones that are so incredibly stupid that you have to laugh...
Heres one of mine:
 A guy is driving throught the woods in his new convertible when he sees a young bear on the side of the road.  The man pulls over and picks the bear up and straps him in the pasenger seat of te convertible.. while making a turn, a cop sees the man with the bear and pulls him over:
Cop:  Sir, do you know why I pulled you over?
driver:  no sir I dont.
Cop:  well, you have a bear in the passenger seat of your car!
driver:  yeah, I seen him on the side of the road, I figured I take him for a ride.
Cop:  listen:  I want you to take the bear to the zoo... Can you do that for me??!?!
driver:  yes sir I can.

one week later, the cop was sitting in the same spot when He sees the man in the same car driving with this bear in the passenger seat again.
The cop pulled the man over agian
Cop:  Hey!  I though I told you to take that bear to the zoo!
driver:  I did... And now Im taking him to the beach.....

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That was so stupid it wasn\'t even funny!

If you wanna hear some funny jokes, just read some of the old “joke” threads. Go to the search page and type in J-O-K-E-S. That should get you what you want, ‘kay?

A bunch of people died and went straight to heaven. God told all the men to form 2 lines, one for men who were dominant over their women, the other who were whipped by their women.

The whipped line got very long while the dominant line had a single man.

God was furious and yelled: I created you in my image, to be strong. You have all failed.

Then God smiled and said to the lone man on the other line: You, my son, tell the rest of these wimps why you\'re on this line.

The man said: My wife told me to stand here.

yeah first one was ok......second one was good though, made me laugh a little

There is a gay guy sitting in a bar when another man walks in all sweaty dressed like a cowboy. The cowboy walks up to the bar and tells the bartender and says "Man i\'m so thirsty i could lick the sweat off a cows balls." After hearing that the gay guy walks up to the cowboy and says "Moo moo buckaroo!"

eewwwwww

[CHIZZY]

What does 80 year old p*ssy taste like?


Depends.

A cop pulls over an old farmer in a pick up.  The cop walks over to the drivers window and says "sir did you relize that your wife fell out of your truck, five miles back?"
The farmer says with a relieved look on his face "Thank god, I thought I went deaf"

Originally posted by CHIZZY
What does 80 year old p*ssy taste like?


Depends.

That is absolutely one of my favorites!;)

Originally posted by theomen
A cop pulls over an old farmer in a pick up.  The cop walks over to the drivers window and says "sir did you relize that your wife fell out of your truck, five miles back?"
The farmer says with a relieved look on his face "Thank god, I thought I went deaf"

rofl........its funny cos its true...women talk/nag a lot