Dirty Undies vs. Stone Cold (w/ guest referee Ric Flair)
*WHAT?! chant*
Bell sounds, undertaker with the side headlock.. SCSA fights out of it.. resting.. backj wrestling, SCSA with the headlock.. lots of loud breathing.. undertaker lifts up SCSA, neither person can knock eachother off their feet.. tension is high..
HAHAH, stone cold drops to the ground and does pushups!
headlocking again.. shoulder blocks by taker, BIG clothesline by Austin.. Taker to the ground.. Austin mocking Taker, hilarious..
Austin goes for the finger action.. but feints Taker out, funny.. huge monkey toss.. Austin is actually WRESTLING, leg lock take down.. kick ass.. weird ass wrestling half nelson pinnin predicament n\' stuff by Austin..
weird match, but enjoyable as long as it doesnt last.. Austin is a brawler not a wrestler!
OUCH, big WHAT?! chops on taker.. taker comes back boot to the face and clothesline.. near fall. Armbar by Taker on Austin.. OLD SCHOOL!?!
OLD SCHOOL! kick ass.. near fall
HUGE Lou Thesz press.. big driving elbows.. Undertaker over the top rope.. OUCH big slap to the chest of Austin.. back in the ring.. Undies back out.. Austin is banging his Undies into the Spanish announce table.. Austin stops and fixes the table

Undies kicking Austin in the face.. back outside ZZZzzzZZZZzzzz.. Brawling on the outisde (be careful what you wish for i guess).. ZZZZzzzzZZZZzzz into the crowd. ZZZzzzzzZZZzzz... attempted piledriver on Undies, Undies counters, attacking Austin on the outside.. get back in the ring already!.. Undies bashing Austin into his cycle..
nWo on the ramp.. Austin coming back.. *XPAC SUCKS chant* Austin into the steps.. ZZZZzzzzZZZZzzz... Austin\'s Undies are really sloppy at the moment..
finally back in the ring.. Hall and XPac edging closer to the ring/cycle.. leg drop to Austin on the apron.. Undies attacking Austins legs.. some weird leg lock by Undies on Austin.. Undies around Austins leg.. Austin makes it to the ropes.. Austin coming back..Undies with the clothesline.. Chin lock ZZZZzzzzZZZZZzzzzzzZZZZzzzZZZZzzzZZZzzz
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sleeper by AUstin ZZzzzzZZZzzz// Undies counters into the backdrop.. near fall..
theres something off-putting about a referee wearing red shoes..
Undies with the chin lock..ZZZZZzzzzZZZZzz...Austin coming back (again) *What?! punches* Austin going for the stunner, countered, clothesline by Undies..
Forearm on Austins face ZZZZzzzzZZZZzzzzZZZZZzzzzZZZZzzzzz..
punching *WHAT?!* ZZZZzzz... Undertaker with a flying clothesline.. near fall.. Undies choking Austin.. now he is taking the turnbuckle off.. undertaker goes into it instead.. double clothesline, both men are on the ground.. ok.. hmm..
ZZZZzzzzZZZZZzzzzZZZZZzzzz what they should do, is get some hardcore pornography in a little box in the corner of the screen.. that way we have something to watch when.... when Stacy isnt on screen..
WHAT?! punches.. goes for ages (ZZZzzzZZ) stomping a WHAT?! hole.. Austin in charge.. Undies coming back.. goes for TombStone.. Austin throws Undies and Flair to the ground, STUNNER.. Flair is knocked out.. SCSA gets a 10 count on Undies, low blow on Austin.. chokeslam coming.. Austin has never taken a good chokeslam.. ever.. slow count, Austin kicks out..
Undies with a chair.. flair grabs it, low blow by Austin... big boot by undies..Austin kicks out
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Huge spinebuster by Austin, near fall.. Austin goes for the stunner, Undies counters it and throws Austin right into flair, flair goes down again, big chair shot on Austin.. Flair back up.. Austin kicks out.. Undies signalling for the TombStone..
no no, its for his submission, Austin counters with a clothesline.. 2 count.. Austin puts Undies\' own submission on him.. countered by Undies.. Undies with the chair WHAT?! punches, stomping a WHAT?! hole again.. Austin with the chair.. givs the finger to Flair.. big boot into the chair into Austins face.. Austin has his foot on the ropes as Undies gets the 3.
Winner Taker.. boring match, worst of the PPV..
[EDIT]
Austin with a stunner after the match
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