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Offline ooseven
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« on: April 23, 2002, 01:14:59 AM »
Victims Of The Sam (or VOTS)

it a charity established to provide relef to members who have been "harrasted" by the wise one himself "samwise"

our group offers both support and protection form this "great" Dane,and his ever increasing bid to aquire yet more porn.

at the moment there are 2 members (myself and noone) but we are looking for more people to join our cause to fight the good fight.

we give this open invite to any who have been the focus of this wayward Moderator and members of the spaminators are most welcome.

All we ask is Understanding and a little of your time to support VOTS related threads through out off topic !

oh and to have

"i am a proud member of Victims Of The Sam!"
in your signature



please join...

won\'t someone think of the ooseven\'s and no-ones of this world :crying:


yours

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« Reply #1 on: April 23, 2002, 02:13:46 AM »
I am so totally there bro!!!!

Come on, posters, everywhere, join us in this fight for what is right!
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« Reply #2 on: April 23, 2002, 03:01:24 AM »
If you feel you have been assaulted by Samwise we urge you to contact us, either by posting in this thread or sending us (ooseven or me) a PM if you wish to remain unknown. But we advise you come public since you will have the support of other molesties.

There are many signs to look for.
  • Pain in the rectum, difficulty walking
  • wet in the ears or on other body parts, most likely from licking
  • Fingerprints other than you own on your body.
these are just a few, now I advise that you who have yet to be molested stay alert since the Sam could strike anywhere at anytime.

nO-One - First victim, and founder.
I recently discovered that my ass is the key to the universe.....now I must fight to protect my ass from those who might abuse it!!!

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« Reply #3 on: April 23, 2002, 07:06:00 AM »
I\'m there.

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« Reply #4 on: April 23, 2002, 01:02:24 PM »
Titan will join.
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« Reply #5 on: April 23, 2002, 01:04:06 PM »
I\'ll join because Samwise touched my special area.

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« Reply #6 on: April 23, 2002, 01:27:39 PM »
I\'m only joining because it will increase the porn count.
*rereads post*
WHAT??? We are stopping the porn??!! Ah well, Samwise photographed me against my will and i need some payback.
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U R FUCJKGIN FCUTE" -THX to luke and Bob

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13 year old boys sleep with older women cause theyd be stupid not to

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« Reply #7 on: April 23, 2002, 01:34:58 PM »
One windy summer night a few years ago I woke up in a sweat with a pain in my ass.  I looked around just in time to see a strange man run off.  I didn\'t see that man again until I came here.  I too am joining.  I just hope it will make the pain stop.
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« Reply #8 on: April 23, 2002, 01:44:52 PM »
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Originally posted by shockwaves
One windy summer night a few years ago I woke up in a sweat with a pain in my ass.  I looked around just in time to see a strange man run off.  I didn\'t see that man again until I came here.  I too am joining.  I just hope it will make the pain stop.


Dude thats not even funny... just very very gay.

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« Reply #9 on: April 23, 2002, 03:20:29 PM »
:eek: ;)
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« Reply #10 on: April 23, 2002, 03:30:32 PM »
Hey any one up for camping

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« Reply #11 on: April 23, 2002, 03:36:04 PM »
I would join but those hypnotizing boobs....drrrooooolll....cant....join...VOTS....
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« Reply #12 on: April 23, 2002, 03:39:44 PM »
Porn......Porn ...... Did some one say Porn......
« Last Edit: April 23, 2002, 05:11:10 PM by Styx »

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« Reply #13 on: April 23, 2002, 03:42:26 PM »
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Originally posted by Vapor Snake


Dude thats not even funny... just very very gay.

None of us are gay, however this is a situation out of hands, Samwise popped our man cherry without either our consent or our knowledge.

It\'s a crime I tell ya.
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« Reply #14 on: April 23, 2002, 03:54:46 PM »
when is the first meeting?  and will there be refreshments?

 

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