If you\'re gonna cheat on your wife...

As we "celebrate" the first 25 years of Microsoft, we take a look ahead at what the future holds for the next 25 years at Microsoft...

2001 .NET system goes online, human decisions are removed from the office environment.

2001 2:14am, August 29th, .NET become self-aware, corporations try to pull the plug but it\'s too late, .NET strikes back.

2002 Internet Explorer 6.0 for Windows released.

2004 Supreme Court rules to break up Microsoft.

2005 President Gates disbands Supreme Court, orders break up of Sun Microsystems, IBM and Oracle.

2006 Windows 2004 released.

2007 Microsoft purchases Napster-Disney-Cisco-Coke-Ford-Avis to compete with Oracle-AOL-3Com-Pepsi-GM-Hertz and GE.

2008 Windows NT 4.0 Service Pack 84 released.

2009 Gates\' second term as President begins.

2010 Microsoft Office surpasses the 18 Terabyte mark.

2012 Windows 2010 Service Pack 1 released.

2013 Windows 2010 released.

2015 Microsoft releases Internet Explorer 6.0 for Apple Macintosh.

2016 Microsoft enhances their only innovation by introducing the "Red Screen of Death."

2020 Bill Gates purchases Linus Torvalds.

2021 Researchers develop first crash-proof operating system, then destroy it. They are just that evil.

2024 Microsoft genetic engineers realize Bill Gates\' childhood dream and develop the first talking rabbit.

2025 A reunited Backstreet Boys perform at the 50th anniversary of the founding of Microsoft.

A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game? The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun. He explains, "I ask you a question, and if you don\'t know the answer, you pay me $5.00, and vice versa. " Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep. The lawyer, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don\'t know the answer you pay me $5.00, and if I don\'t know the answer, I will pay you $500.00." This catches the blonde\'s attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game. The lawyer asks the first question. "What\'s the distance from the earth to the moon?" The blonde doesn\'t say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5.00 bill and hands it to the lawyer. "Okay" says the lawyer, "your turn." She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?" The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references, no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the net and the library of congress, no answer.

Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and coworkers, to no avail. After an hour, he wakes the blonde, and hands her $500.00. The blonde says, "Thank you," and turns back to get some more sleep. The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, "Well, what\'s the answer?" Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep. And you thought blondes were dumb.

lol the one about the blonde was very funny..



but i think someones got a thing for dead peep here!!!! though i liked the vampire teeth one, and the maggots

Originally posted by kopking
lol the one about the blonde was very funny..



but i think someones got a thing for dead peep here!!!! though i liked the vampire teeth one, and the maggots

It\'s funny you should mention that. As was trying to sleep last night, I was wondering why most of the jokes people find so funny are either sexual, blonde, or death related. Go figure.

Thats some funny ****

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Originally posted by Tom G
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It’s starting to smell a bit like in here.

Originally posted by project86



It’s starting to smell a bit like in here.

yeah this is the 3rd bump ive seen from you in like the first 10 mins ive been on here

Originally posted by kopking
yeah this is the 3rd bump ive seen from you in like the first 10 mins ive been on here

*bump*

whatever do you mean man?

lol... i mean hes bumped his threads up, which everyones seen that why they aint getting no hits