A Highschool senior prank

The following letter was given out in homeroom. Every Senior recieved one of these and Freshman were also able to access them. Somehow they got slipped in with the mail that gets delivered to homeroom, and looked like an acual letter from the administration. Here is the text from the letter:

April 25, 2002
Dear Prom Attendees:

As you know, prom is one of the most memorable experiences of high
school. We all know what happens after the after prom. SEX. a.k.a.
THE WILD THING, THE HIBIDDY DIBIDDY, THE NASTY,
GETTING YOUR GROOVE ON, SCREWING, BANGING,
HUMPING and PUMPING or whatever else you may call it. As a
Catholic community, we hope that you use good judgement tomorrow
night and that you make your decisions with Christian values in mind.
But when things start to get hot and heavy and you can no longer hold
yourself back, please be safe. There is a large variety of condoms at any
drug store. As an administrative team, we have taken a vote and we
would like to recommend to you the Gold Coin Strawberry Flavored
Condom as it also promotes foreplay as well as safe sex. Remember
girls, foreplay is a must. When your licking and sucking that big (or not
so big) strawberry "popsicle," remember that a gentle tug on the balls is
always ok. Let\'s just keep in mind that nobody likes a vampire. Guys,
don\'t think we would leave you out of this. Take your time, go slow, be
gentle. Don\'t be a one pump chump. In closing, we hope you all enjoy
your prom, after prom, and especially your after the after prom.
Thank-you,
The Administration


An actual copy of the letter...


was taken from some other website

hehehehe

sweet

Yeah, I got prom this saturday.  Should be fun

we have so many pranks like that at our school.  Every year seniors prank an entire baseball game against our rivals.  They\'ve one lauched 200 lbs of food into the outfield, released 2 dozen of chickens on the field, and this year they are going to grease up pigs and let them loose on the field.  And another time the principles walked around the fences of peoples yards nearby, because that where the pranksters pop out from, so one of the moms in the game called the police on them saying that she thinks they\'re up to something.  Police came by and started yelling "what do you think you\'re doing?" the best part was that our school secruity gaurd was there and was in trouble with the po po\'s.


My school is cool sometimes.

Haha! Thats funny stuff... Prom is around the corner as far as I know, however I\'m only a sophomore and don\'t even have my license.

Originally posted by Vapor Snake
Haha! Thats funny stuff... Prom is around the corner as far as I know, however I\'m only a sophomore and don\'t even have my license.

that means you hook up with a chick who\'s older, and has a car.  And also make her pay for you!  Then you will be a true playa...or Jigalo....

Originally posted by theomen


that means you hook up with a chick who\'s older, and has a car.  And also make her pay for you!  Then you will be a true playa...or Jigalo....

Good point but whatever junior/senior chick that wants to hook up with a sophomore is usually a beast.

LoL, reminds me of this one prank I remember them pulling. One of the guys who did extracurricular work in the office stole a bunch of Whitko offical stationary (With the letthead and principal\'s signature an everything), took it up to the computer lab and type a letter something like:...

Dear Mr. and Mrs. *******

It has been brought to my attention that your son has a serious problem with chronic masturbation. He has been caught on several occassions by various faculty members and students, myself included. We here at Whitko High feel that this could seriously interfere with the academic atmosphere we wish to cultivate at our school. Due to the latest infraction, where you son was caught masturbating in the women\'s facilities, we feel we have no other choice but to suspend ***** for two weeks pending expulsion starting **/**/**. If you have any questions, please contact either myself or the school superintendant at ***-****. An expulsion meeting will be held on **/**/** at ************* to discuss your son\'s behavior and evaluate wiether or not expulsion is deemed necessary. You are required to attend these meeting on your son\'s behalf. Failure to comply will result in his explusion.

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Anyhow, then they printed it and copied off like 200 copys and plastered the ENTIRE school with them.. they were EVERYWHERE for everyone to read. On top of that.. they actually MAILED one to his house!!!! ROLF!!

I think the poor bastard dropped out after that one...

As far as "Serious" senior pranks.. well aside from the little stuff like giving twirleys, making people push a penny down the hall with their nose, tearing shirts off, throwing food, general harassment... we always had a tradition of burning the Freshman homecomming float to the ground the night before the big game. Hehe.. they\'d work SOOOO hard on it and never see it even comming. They just show up before the game and find all they\'re hard work is ASH.

Originally posted by SonyFan
LoL, reminds me of this one prank I remember them pulling. One of the guys who did extracurricular work in the office stole a bunch of Whitko offical stationary (With the letthead and principal\'s signature an everything), took it up to the computer lab and type a letter something like:...

Dear Mr. and Mrs. *******

It has been brought to my attention that your son has a serious problem with chronic masturbation. He has been caught on several occassions by various faculty members and students, myself included. We here at Whitko High feel that this could seriously interfere with the academic atmosphere we wish to cultivate at our school. Due to the latest infraction, where you son was caught masturbating in the women\'s facilities, we feel we have no other choice but to suspend ***** for two weeks pending expulsion starting **/**/**. If you have any questions, please contact either myself or the school superintendant at ***-****. An expulsion meeting will be held on **/**/** at ************* to discuss your son\'s behavior and evaluate wiether or not expulsion is deemed necessary. You are required to attend these meeting on your son\'s behalf. Failure to comply will result in his explusion.

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Anyhow, then they printed it and copied off like 200 copys and plastered the ENTIRE school with them.. they were EVERYWHERE for everyone to read. On top of that.. they actually MAILED one to his house!!!! ROLF!!

I think the poor bastard dropped out after that one...

As far as "Serious" senior pranks.. well aside from the little stuff like giving twirleys, making people push a penny down the hall with their nose, tearing shirts off, throwing food, general harassment... we always had a tradition of burning the Freshman homecomming float to the ground the night before the big game. Hehe.. they\'d work SOOOO hard on it and never see it even comming. They just show up before the game and find all they\'re hard work is ASH.

now thats a prank..... the other one was just lame!!!

I wish we did pranks over in England, this year as far as its gonna go is tying people to trees and hitting them with flour and eggs.

Originally posted by Heat
I wish we did pranks over in England, this year as far as its gonna go is tying people to trees and hitting them with flour and eggs.

prnaks??? That just sounds cruel..lol.. Can I be a part of it??

SonyFan, that was too funny man (and that rhymes).

I remember a funny prank me and my friends did... it was rather crude so I\'ll just list the ingredients:

* A .jpg picture of a class \'mate\' taken from his website
* A .jpg picture of two men doing ... um, questionable, stuff
* Photoshop -> mixing the two pics together
* Replacing the Windows logo (when Windows loads) with this new picture
* Doing so on dozens of computers in the computer lab



And while we were at it I changed the spelling function in Word so that everyday words would automatically change to some not-so-nice words, including sentences about a certain teacher I hated.

So much fun, yet quite immature. But hey, you only finish high school once.

Originally posted by luckee


prnaks??? That just sounds cruel..lol.. Can I be a part of it??

Yeah come to England, you bring the eggs. And where only doing it to gay little boffs so its not really cruel , we\'ve had to put up with them for 5 years.

ROLF Sammy.. that was awesome. All I ever did on the computers was hack into a "friends" account and send dirty smutty messages to the principal.

Is it just me, or are kids today less hardcore than they used to be? I mean, I was in WalMart parking lot once waiting for my friend Jen to get back with some "Free" merchandice which we traded in for weed money.. and I see this punk come from out of the shadows.. race full speed towards an empty shopping cart, Tackle it to the ground, then run away laughing hysterically.

I dunno.. they just got no style anymore. Even in school, "Cussing" is a big deal.. WTF? No.. what Heat was talking about was some shyt.. not swearing.

Hehe.. BTW: I got kicked out school my senior year for throwing a rotten egg at a PrepRally. I hit some snobby byotch in the head and made her cry.  I felt bad for about 30 seconds and then laughed my a$$ off remembering all the times she\'d pick on "lesser" classmates.