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Offline luckee
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« on: April 28, 2002, 10:40:30 AM »
A little white boy was watching his mother  in
 the kitchen making a chocolate cake from scratch.
 While the  mother had her head turned, the little
 white boy went to the table,  dipped both hands in the
 chocolate frosting and covered his face with  it.
 The mother turned around to see what the boy was doing
 and  said, "what the hell are you doing?" The son
 gleefully replied "Look,  Mama! I\'m black!!!" The
 mother became enraged and slapped the crap out  of her
 son. She then said, "go show your father what you\'ve  done!

 The boy then walked into the den where his father  was
 reading and said "Look Daddy! I\'m black!!!" The father
 put  his magazine down and had a very puzzled look on
 his face from seeing  the chocolate on the boy\'s
 face. The father said, "Come here, boy!" The  boy came
 to him and the father smacked his son across  his
 head. The father angrily said "Now go show your  grandpa
 what you\'ve done!!!"

 The boy then slowly  walked to his grandpa who was on the
 porch and said, um....Grandpa,  look what I did. I\'m
 black!!! The grandfather said gruffly "COME HERE,  BOY!"
 The grandfather took the boy over his knee and proceeded
 to spank him. "That\'ll teach you! Now go back in the
 kitchen  with your mama!!"

 The boy walks back in the kitchen and the  mother
 said, "I hope you\'ve learned your lesson, young  man!"
 The boy says with a scowl on his face, "Heck
 yeah! I\'ve  been black for 5 minutes and I hate you
 white motherf***ers  already!"
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« Reply #1 on: April 28, 2002, 11:40:56 AM »
thats funny, but i kinda knew what was gonna happen as i read it
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« Reply #2 on: April 28, 2002, 12:07:03 PM »
hahahahaha too funny
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« Reply #3 on: April 28, 2002, 12:17:25 PM »
thats some funny sh!t
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« Reply #4 on: April 28, 2002, 03:04:09 PM »
that story renews my hatred for whitey.

KILL WHITEY!!!

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« Reply #5 on: April 28, 2002, 05:52:24 PM »
luckee

continually offensive

but that\'s why i like it
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« Reply #6 on: April 28, 2002, 06:29:50 PM »
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Originally posted by EmperorRob
luckee

continually offensive

but that\'s why i like it


well being an aries..offensive from get go..then a member of 4 different races..you learn a thing or two in 24 years of life :D
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« Reply #7 on: April 28, 2002, 07:11:56 PM »
You can tell that joke the other way, with flour insted of choc....


But that would be "Racist"......:rolleyes:


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« Reply #8 on: April 29, 2002, 05:07:06 AM »
D*mn I hate racist jokes like that…

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Be back soon…

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« Reply #9 on: April 29, 2002, 07:53:33 AM »
Thats quite funny
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