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Offline MaXiMaN
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« on: May 02, 2002, 09:04:34 PM »
1. Know anything about cars, other than the colour
2. Understand a plot of a film
3. Go 24 hours without texting someone
4. Build a shed
5. Throw
6. Run
7. Park
8. Fart
9. Read a map
10.Rob a bank
11.Resist IKEA
12.Sit still
13.Tell a joke
14.Play pool
15.Pay for dinner
16.Eat a kebab while walking
17.Piss out of a train window
18.Argue without shouting
19.Get bollocked without crying
20.Understand fruit machines
21.Walk PAST a shoe shop
22.Make a decent bacon sandwich
23.Not comment on a strangers clothes
24.Use small amounts of toilet paper
25.Let you sleep when you have a hangover
26.Drink a pint GRACEFULLY
27.Pay for a round
28.Throw a punch
29.Do magic
30.Like your friends
31.Enjoy porn
32.Admit that men ARE better drivers
33.Eat a phal curry
34.Get to the point
35.Buy plain envelopes
36.Take less than 20 minutes using the toilet
37.Sit in a room for 5 minutes without saying "I\'m cold"
38.Go shopping without telephoning 20 mates
39.Avoid credit card debt
40.Dive into a pool
41.Assemble furniture
42.Form a GOOD rock group
43.Set a video recorder
44.Not try and change you
45.Watch a war film
46.Understand why flirting results in violence
47.Spend a day on their own
48.Go to the toilet on their own
49.Buy a purse that actually fits in a pocket
50.Choose a video quickly
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« Reply #1 on: May 03, 2002, 08:48:51 AM »
[Adds Maximan to sh!t list]

At least I can see/touch breasts at any given moment without having to:

a)buy myself 5-6 drinks
b)come up with a lame pickup line
c)wonder if I\'ll have any damn clue what to do with a nude woman

By the way - I have a perfect understanding of fruit machines (???)
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« Reply #2 on: May 03, 2002, 08:55:01 AM »
bahah, that fruit machine line made me crack up

wtf??  :D:D:D

and dont blame Maximan Sara.. im pretty sure he didnt write them himself..  (or did he??)
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« Reply #3 on: May 03, 2002, 08:57:14 AM »
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Originally posted by Sara
At least I can see/touch breasts at any given moment without having to:

a)buy myself 5-6 drinks
b)come up with a lame pickup line
c)wonder if I\'ll have any damn clue what to do with a nude woman



damn right!


dudes at bars are so lame.

they are funny to watch though.

nothing funnier than spending a hour watching the same guy go from girl to girl getting rejected one after another.
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« Reply #4 on: May 03, 2002, 08:58:07 AM »
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Originally posted by Sara
[Adds Maximan to sh!t list]

At least I can see/touch breasts at any given moment without having to:

a)buy myself 5-6 drinks
b)come up with a lame pickup line
c)wonder if I\'ll have any damn clue what to do with a nude woman

By the way - I have a perfect understanding of fruit machines (???)

I’m beginning to love this woman…in a clean kinda way of course. I would hate to upset CHIZZY!:D
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« Reply #5 on: May 03, 2002, 09:02:17 AM »
but really.. what is the fun in touching your own breasts if you havent had 5 - 6 beers...?

you must have really really fun breasts (more fun than mine)

...*thinks he should stop talking about her breasts*
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« Reply #6 on: May 03, 2002, 09:06:37 AM »
They also dont know the offside rule in football (soccer), but we shall not go into that...

Did someone say breasts? :D
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« Reply #7 on: May 03, 2002, 09:14:37 AM »
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They also dont know the offside rule in football (soccer), but we shall not go into that...

Did someone say breasts? :D



You\'ll never know how many girls I\'ve tried to teach the rule to, I even do it with objects and it doesn\'t sink in :D . . ummm breasts
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« Reply #8 on: May 03, 2002, 10:42:56 AM »
BOOBIES?!?!?!?!


;)


bobbo- your t!ts are bodacious and round. I wanna munch \'em.

sara- how many beers do I have to buy myself before I can touch your breasts? (did I misunderstand you correctly?  :D )
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« Reply #9 on: May 03, 2002, 11:06:09 AM »
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[At least I can see/touch breasts at any given moment without having to:

I touch them all the time, granted they are manboobs but still
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« Reply #10 on: May 03, 2002, 11:09:05 AM »
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Originally posted by CHIZZY
sara- how many beers do I have to buy myself before I can touch your breasts? (did I misunderstand you correctly?  :D )


Ah, dear Chizzman, I\'m afraid I couldn\'t possibly make it THAT easy for you.
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« Reply #11 on: May 03, 2002, 03:03:59 PM »
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bahah, that fruit machine line made me crack up

wtf??  :D:D:D

and dont blame Maximan Sara.. im pretty sure he didnt write them himself..  (or did he??)


No they were ripped from a joke site.... erm perhaps i should\'ve just kep t you guessing...
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« Reply #12 on: May 06, 2002, 10:54:55 AM »
lol man thats funny!!!!!1 good one mde me laugh
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