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« Reply #120 on: April 26, 2002, 03:47:48 AM »
…the life of a transsexual…



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« Reply #121 on: April 26, 2002, 05:25:04 AM »
…and Samwise also enjoy spanking…
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« Reply #122 on: April 26, 2002, 08:30:52 AM »
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while eating and drinking warm



...beer from MM, and kopking\'s...
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« Reply #123 on: April 26, 2002, 10:30:17 AM »
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a dead rotting body, that


…smells like CHIZZY after having…
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« Reply #124 on: April 29, 2002, 03:24:15 AM »
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slammed it in a door..




…While sticking his finger in…
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« Reply #125 on: April 30, 2002, 04:23:53 AM »
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...Michael Jackson at Toys\'R\'Us. Later...



…They will have wild passionate…
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« Reply #126 on: April 30, 2002, 03:57:09 AM »
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...her eyes, while punching her...




…boyfriend’s clown and screaming like…
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« Reply #127 on: April 30, 2002, 11:22:27 AM »
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bum s£x, with strap-on dildos...



I’m going to guess that one who is into “bum s*x” is better described as a Rump Ranger right? :D
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« Reply #128 on: May 01, 2002, 05:19:17 AM »
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...they found there bodies in...



…bed with rubber sheets and…
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« Reply #129 on: May 01, 2002, 08:50:10 AM »
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... a "hello kitty"vibrator shoved...

…as far up Brittany Spears…
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« Reply #130 on: May 02, 2002, 03:26:38 AM »
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...into a store and sold...


…herself to the clerk for…
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« Reply #131 on: May 03, 2002, 03:48:31 AM »
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...The cat decided to kill...


…CHIZZY by punching his clown…


HA HA HA!

Poetic justice.:D
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« Reply #132 on: May 03, 2002, 10:41:00 AM »
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but i really need a


…a rectal examination for this…
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« Reply #133 on: May 06, 2002, 03:41:29 AM »
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...by a bunch of raging...


...virgins on the brink of...
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« Reply #134 on: May 06, 2002, 08:30:39 AM »
...rub fungus cream on his...
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