Well since we are suppose to speak like we are from Hazard county I must let you in on the lingo..
* HEIDI (noun) -- Greeting.
* HIRE YEW (noun with verb) -- Complete sentence. Remainder of greeting.
Usage "Heidi, hire yew?"
* BARD (verb) -- Past tense of the infinitive "to borrow."
Usage "My brother bard my pickup truck."
* JAWJUH (noun) -- The state north of Florida. Capitol is Lanner.
Usage "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck."
* BAMMER (noun) -- The state west of Jawjuh. Capitol is Berminhayum.
Usage "A tornader jes went through Bammer an\' left $20,000,000 in improvements."
* MUNTS (noun) -- A calendar division.
Usage "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck, and I ain\'t herd from him in munts."
* THANK (verb) -- Cognitive process.
Usage "Ah thank ah\'ll have a bare."
* BARE (noun) -- An alcoholic beverage made of barley, hops and yeast.
Usage "Ah thank ah\'ll have a bare."
* IGNERT (adjective) -- Not smart. See "Arkansas native."
Usage "Them bammer boys sure are ignert!"
* RANCH (noun) -- A tool used for tight\'nin\' bolts.
Usage "I thank I left my ranch in the back of that pickup truck my brother from Jawjuh bard a few munts ago."
* ALL (noun) -- A petroleum-based lubricant.
Usage "I sure hope my brother from Jawjuh puts all in my pickup truck."
* FAR (noun) -- A conflagration.
Usage "If my brother from Jawjuh don\'t change the all in my pickup truck, that thing\'s gonna catch far."
* TAR (noun) -- A rubber wheel.
Usage "Gee, I hope that brother of mine from Jawjuh don\'t git a flat tar in my pickup truck."
* TIRE (noun) -- A tall monument.
Usage "Lord willin\' and the creek don\'t rise, I sure do hope to see that Eiffel Tire in Paris sometime."
* RETARD (verb) -- To stop working.
Usage "My grampaw retard at age 65."
* FAT (noun, verb) -- A battle or combat; to engage in battle or combat.
Usage "You younguns keep fat\'n, n\' ah\'m gonna whup y\'uh."
* RATS (noun) -- Entitled power or privilege.
Usage "We Southerners are willin\' to fat for are rats."
* CHEER (adverb) -- In this place.
Usage "Just set that bare rat cheer." .
* FARN (adjective) -- Not domestic.
Usage "I cuddint unnerstand a wurd he sed. Must be from some farn country."
* DID (adjective) -- Not alive.
Usage "He\'s did, Jim."
* ARE (noun) -- A colorless, odorless gas. i.e., oxygen.
Usage "He can\'t breathe. Give \'IM some ARE!"
* BOB WAR (noun) -- A sharp, twisted cable.
Usage "Boy, stay away from that bob war fence."
* JEW HERE (noun and verb) -- Contraction.
Usage "Jew here that my brother from Jawjuh got a job with that bob war fence cump\'ny?"
* HAZE. (noun and verb) -- Contraction.
Usage "Is Bubba smart?" "Nah ... haze ignert. He ain\'t thanked but a minnit\'n is laf."
* SEED (verb) -- Past tense of "to see."
Usage "I ain\'t never seed New York City." VIEW (pronoun and verb) --
Contraction Usage "I ain\'t never seed New York City. View?"
* GUBMINT (noun) -- A bureaucratic institution.
Usage "Them gubmint boys shore is ignert."
