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Offline SEXY LADY!
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« Reply #30 on: May 16, 2002, 03:27:43 PM »
see,  I\'m so smart....

And by the way all the stupid head that think I\'m a dude can kiss my white bootie.

I\'m not a dude, ask Luke!
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« Reply #31 on: May 16, 2002, 04:08:19 PM »
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LOL..thats the only way yer gonna get some bush.. :laughing:
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« Reply #32 on: May 16, 2002, 04:19:43 PM »
har har har......

eat that Buddy.
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« Reply #33 on: May 16, 2002, 04:25:33 PM »
I think Daisy Duke is Luke\'s hot lady friend.;)

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« Reply #34 on: May 16, 2002, 04:29:53 PM »
aaaaawwwwweeee... that was so cute!  I\'m loved!
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« Reply #35 on: May 16, 2002, 05:02:48 PM »
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Romance in my life ovoccurs somewhere between the dirty diapers and the bottle.

Actually My momma took care of the little log last weekend and we got to stay in a hotel on the beach.  That was very nice.  

Took a nice walk on the beach.  We gently walked across the sand while caressing the back of each others necks.  Listening to the waves crash on the rocks with the gentle brease blowing through our hair.  What\'s that I see?  A lifeguard tower?  Let\'s get up there and hump like monkeys!!  WOOHOO!!!!


so i see we both went for the lifegaurd tower approach at the beach

i went up to a tower too but seems some couple was already up there

the guy almost looked like you . . .heeeyyyy
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« Reply #36 on: May 17, 2002, 02:10:30 PM »
I don\'t typically believe in the whole romance thing. However, here is a couple things I\'ve done.

1) I was dating a girl at one point and I was out shopping one night and I saw some flowers and a teddy bear. So, I bought them for her. The "problem", I guess you could call it, was she was at work. So, I drove to where she worked (incidently I work there now) and delivered them personally.

2) The same girl was a very big Winnie the Pooh fan, to be more specfic, she was an Eyeor fan. I saw one at the Disney Store , a giant one. I natrually bought it for her. Later that weekend we had a date set. She came over to my house , so I went outside and put it in her truck, so that when she was going home, she would see it.

I\'ve done a couple other things also, but those are the most notable.

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« Reply #37 on: May 17, 2002, 02:17:06 PM »
I buy my hand lubrication, she likes it and so does her boyfriend :D

(ohh C\'mon who here wasn\'t expecting an answer like that huh?)
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« Reply #38 on: May 18, 2002, 02:36:51 AM »
Well, I can be sometimes, for example:

I was guaranteed sex anyway, so I didnt need to do any of this!! I paid £35 to get a train for 4 hours to see a girl for one day. When I got there, I took her out for lunch, then we went shopping and I bought her some nice stuff. Then we went back to hers and she raped me, after which we went out for a few drinks and a meal, which I again paid for, then watched a film with a bottle of wine back at hers. All in all, it cost me a forune, money whcih I dont have. Ahh well, never mind.
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« Reply #39 on: May 18, 2002, 04:07:43 AM »
wtf??? i put a post up after luke done the flowers..... its dissapeared!!???? wtf..



so does everyone know who daisy dude is yet??? i fond out ages ago
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« Reply #40 on: May 18, 2002, 06:48:18 PM »
Yes, for those dim light bulbs that haven\'t figured it out yet...I\'m so dissapointed.

I think it sooooo funny that a few of you STILL think I\'m a dude.
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« Reply #41 on: May 19, 2002, 01:30:54 AM »
:eek: Your a dude???????? ;)
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« Reply #42 on: May 19, 2002, 01:02:39 PM »
racer will be sooooo dissapointed now that he will find out you are not a man
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« Reply #43 on: May 19, 2002, 04:17:17 PM »
I betcha he still won\'t believe it.
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« Reply #44 on: May 19, 2002, 04:28:15 PM »
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LOL..thats the only way yer gonna get some bush.. :laughing:


That wasn\'t even in the diameter of being qualified as remotely funny.

 

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