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Offline project86
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« on: May 16, 2002, 05:27:43 AM »
RICH WIDOW LOOKING FOR MAN TO SHARE LIFE AND FORTUNE WITH THE
FOLLOWING QUALIFICATIONS:

 1. WON\'T BEAT ME UP
 2. WON\'T RUN AWAY
 3. HAS TO BE GREAT IN BED

For several months, her phone rang off the hook, her doorbell was ringing constantly, she received tons of mail...all to no avail. None of the men seemed to meet her qualifications.

Then one day the doorbell rang yet again. She opened the door to find
a man, with no arms and no legs, lying on the welcome mat. Perplexed, she asked,

 "Who are you and what do you want?"

 "Hi," said the man "Your search is over, for I am the man of your
  dreams.
  I\'ve got no arms, so I can\'t beat you up and I\'ve got no legs, so I
  can\'t
  run away."

The old woman asked, "What makes you think you\'re so great in bed?"

To which he replied, "I rang the doorbell, didn\'t I?"
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« Reply #1 on: May 16, 2002, 09:22:17 AM »
lol nice one
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« Reply #2 on: May 16, 2002, 09:30:10 AM »
I heard that when I was in like 4th grade, still kinda funny though.
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« Reply #3 on: May 16, 2002, 12:17:12 PM »
ha ha ha.... thats funny!!!
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« Reply #4 on: May 16, 2002, 12:49:54 PM »
i geddit - he had three arms!!!!
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« Reply #5 on: May 16, 2002, 04:28:40 PM »
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Originally posted by PS2_-\'_\'-_PS2
i geddit - he had three arms!!!!



???????? :rolleyes:

I got a joke. Here it is.

Theres these three guys camping. They go to bed sleeping in a row side by side. and the next morning the guy on the left side says "wow i had the greatest dream. I dreamt that i was getting a hand job" The guy on the right is like wow mee too . The Guy in the middle is like ohh, thats nothing i dreamt i was skiing.


 :laughing: My friend told it to me the other day.
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« Reply #6 on: May 16, 2002, 06:04:01 PM »
Haha...they both made me smile.
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« Reply #7 on: May 16, 2002, 07:00:24 PM »
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Originally posted by Psycomantis101



???????? :rolleyes:

I got a joke. Here it is.

Theres these three guys camping. They go to bed sleeping in a row side by side. and the next morning the guy on the left side says "wow i had the greatest dream. I dreamt that i was getting a hand job" The guy on the right is like wow mee too . The Guy in the middle is like ohh, thats nothing i dreamt i was skiing.


 :laughing: My friend told it to me the other day.


Heh. That was my signature before the one I\'m using now. Great, isn\'t it? :bounce:
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« Reply #8 on: May 17, 2002, 10:35:36 AM »
:laughing: :laughing:

LOL
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« Reply #9 on: May 17, 2002, 04:38:02 PM »
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Originally posted by Tom G


Heh. That was my signature before the one I\'m using now. Great, isn\'t it? :bounce:


I like your signature you got now, it suits you better.;)
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« Reply #10 on: May 17, 2002, 05:04:52 PM »
OK here\'s a nice nasty one

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for her birthday?
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Cancer

:D

OK, it doesn\'t look as funny as it sounds.
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« Reply #11 on: May 17, 2002, 08:28:54 PM »
My Criminology Profesor told that one last semester, funny then, funny now.
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« Reply #12 on: May 18, 2002, 02:38:38 AM »
:laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Sick jokes are THE BEST!!
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« Reply #13 on: May 18, 2002, 04:09:17 AM »
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Originally posted by nO-One
OK here\'s a nice nasty one

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for her birthday?
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Cancer

:D

OK, it doesn\'t look as funny as it sounds.




yeah tell me about it, i didnt find it funny at all you sick ba$tard;)
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« Reply #14 on: May 18, 2002, 09:18:08 AM »
Yeah I know a few more sick jokes like that, always funny :D
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